I carried a foil-shiny box emblazoned with somewhat psychedelic block letters that read "Suggestion" as I carried it or "Suggestions" when deployed at my desk or table. I garnered suggestions from passers-by, co-workers and friends and family.
I then looked up links for many of them, for the purpose of amusing presentation.
Here they are, the suggestions from the box:
L o L
Twinkies and cash for all
I'm talkin' to myself at The Whiskey
Don't be an ass
Incorporate more science and wonder into your life.
Luke, I am your father
You ever stop to think I forget.
Don't sweat the small stuff
Grow your beard
Shave your butt
What is the name of the poison that Wesley drinks in The Princess Bride
[it's Iocaine Powder]
Ideas are cheap!
It is implementation
Stick with your best ideas thru fruition.
, one scotch
, one beer
I'm the one that brings the christmas candy
. Who's your Daddy
Let love rule
She wouldn't have a Willy or a Sam. I'm her eighth old man. I'm Henry the VIII
, I am.
You ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Get a 2nd monitor!
Share more booze
Remember your dreams
smoke a weazel
What did one boob say to the other? "You know, we need to get more support or people will think we're nuts!"
Institute nap time
Get a bigger
Start wearing your hair in pigtails
of all defense budgets and divert it to education
Suck an elf
I've got spurs that jingle
Love your wife
I will humbly also point you to #SuggestionBox on Twitter, which I have petitioned for additional suggestions in twitter. :) [Turns out it was already established...]