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Ace In The Hole by Pixie, Ty Ødin

October 13th, 2011 8:02 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Create a deck of playing cards featuring real-world desires, actions, people, objects, feelings, laws, or anything else. Use the deck by playing appropriate cards in appropriate situations in your real life.

The goal: To create a fully playable game with cards that "featuring real-world desires, actions, people, objects, feelings, laws, or anything else. Use the deck by playing appropriate cards in appropriate situations in your real life."

Pixie: "Hey Ty, what do we do with our lives"

Ty: "** ****** **** **** ** *** ****** ***"

Pixie: "Other then that"

Ty: "Play SFØ"

Pixie: "Hey, ace in the hole is in your task box"

Ty: "I'm on it"


With that in mind Ty Ødin and Pixie proudly present to you...

A FULLY PLAYABLE SET OF MAGIC CARDS! SFØ STYLE!
Click here to download a copy of the cards.


All of the cards in this set are up to DCI tournament regulation and fully playable in any deck. You can print them out to play them, or just insert one into your already existing deck. There are a balanced amount of common cards, uncommon cards, rares and mythic rares in the set. Ty will have to explain the mechanic's because I am fairly new to the MTG (magic the gathering) world and thus, was not very helpful coming up with rules. I contributed mostly in finding pictures, and occasionally explaining who people were/are (such as that KristinawithaK is also The Vixen.)
He honestly did most of the work, and I mostly uploaded the thousands (143, but that's close to thousands) of pictures, and provided "moral support".

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Many of the cards directly reflect the nature of the players they represent. For example: Anna One likes to masquerade.

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Her ability is to copy other creatures, thus, masquerading. This took a week and a half, fuck tons of patience (especially on Ty's part) and vodka Love. Also, lots of diving into the mysterious and disturbingly pornographic depths of deviant art.

Now, without further delay, I present Ty who will explain Mechanics!



MECHANICS

If you play MTG, you can really skip most of this. The only new part is the addition of a "Points" Mechanic. If you don't play magic, you should learn! Here is a link to instructions on how to play magic. more relevant terminology is provided below

Old Mechanics (for non magic players)
In a magic game your objective is to reduce your opponents life total to 0 from it's initial value of 20. You do this by attacking with creatures or casting spells.


Trample- A creature with trample deals damage that hurts the opponent even is he's blocked.
Flying- Flying creatures can only be blocked by flying creatures.
Regenerate- Keeps a create alive when it should be dead.
Haste- A creature with haste can attack immediately when it comes into play.
First strike- A creature with first strike hits faster than other creatures.

New Mechanics
If a player has 10 "points" during his end step he wins.

Each color is associated with a trajectory.
Black- U of A
Green- Biome
Blue- BART PA
Red- Equivalenz
White- HC
Colorless- CE
Multicolor- Snide

List Of All Included Players

A M
Albescent
Anna One
Artmouse
Augustus deCorbeau
Babe
Ben Yamiin
Bex The Master
Bro Lyx
Brock Dubbels
Bryce
Burn Unit
Charlie Fish
Clown Face
Comit
Cookie
Cthulhu Kitten
Curious George Foreman
Dan ØwO
Death Cube
Dela Dejavoo
Dr Subtle
Fpenguin
Gadget
Ghost Naming
GYØ Ben
Help I'm A Bear
Indy
Ink Tea
Jason 7au
Jeffery Sayers
Joseph Carnivale
Joshua Harrington
Jtony
Juliette
Kattapa
KC
King Of Spain
Kingtycoon Methuselah
Kristahill
KristinawithaK
Likes Music ØWO
Lincøln
Littlemonk
Loki
Lowtek
Markov Walker
Martina Schell
MAYOR OF CLAYCORD
Meredithian
Mikey Wiesepape
Miss Understanding
Møbius
Mock Piratey Turtle
Morte
Møuse
Mr Everyday
Mrs. Goblin Pants
Myrna Minx
Ombwah
p00n
PDØ Clementine
Picø ØwO
Pixie
Pizzaz
Poisøn Lake
Pope
Rabid Badger
Rainbow Road
Rathazaxx
reep Peck-Kriss
Reiko
Relet
Rin Brooker
Rongo Rongo
Rubin Starset
Saille Is Planting Praxis
Sam Archer
Samantha Ebay
Sardonicus Tweed
Sass Afrass
Selah Scout
SF0 Daemon
SF0 Police
Shady Grey
SNORLAX
Spencer Riedel
Spidere
Squibbs
SSI
Star5
Supine
T. Keane Baker
Tac Haberdash
Teucer
The Revolutionary
The Villain
The Vixen
Togashi Ni
Tøm
Ty Ødin
Waldo Cheerio
Wildbear

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A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A.jpg
A M.jpg
Albescify.jpg
Anna One.jpg
Augustus deCorbeau.jpg
Babe.jpg
Barrel Monster.jpg
Ben Yamiin.jpg
Bex The Master.jpg
Big Red X.jpg
Brock Dubbels.jpg
Bryce.jpg
Burn Unit.jpg
Charlie Fish .jpg
CHEAT.jpg
Chinese Ginger.jpg
Clown Face.jpg
Connecting People.jpg
Constructive Criticism.jpg
Cookie.jpg
Create An Oasis.jpg
Cress.jpg
Critical Mass.jpg
Cthulhu Kitten.jpg
Dan ØWO.jpg
Death Cube.jpg
Dela Dejavoo.jpg
Destructive Criticism.jpg
Doorhenge.jpg
Elvis Is Alive.jpg
Everyday Life.jpg
Exploration.jpg
Extreme Firewalls.jpg
Flag.jpg
Forced-ÇjÖ Vu.jpg
Genius vs. Society.jpg
Ghost Naming .jpg
Glasnost.jpg
Haggling.jpg
Help Im A Bear.jpg
I Am Sparticus.jpg
Ian Kizu-Blair Clone .jpg
Im Looking For.jpg
Impossible Exchange.jpg
Identification.jpg
Im Looking For.jpg
Ink Tea.jpg
Insatiability.jpg
INTERREGNUM.jpg
Island.jpg
Jeffrey Sayers.jpg
Joshua Harrington .jpg
JTony Loves Brains Savior of Doorhenge.jpg
Juliette.jpg
KC.jpg
King of Spain.jpg
Level Ø.jpg
Likes Music ØWO.jpg
Lincolns Storage.jpg
Lincøln.jpg
Littlemonk.jpg
Man vs. Cyborg.jpg
Man vs. Nature.jpg
Markov Walker.jpg
MAYOR OF CLAYCORD.jpg
Mikey Wiesepape.jpg
Miss Understanding .jpg
Mock Piratey Turtle.jpg
Mountain.jpg
Mr. Scuffles.jpg
Mrs. Goblin Pants.jpg
Municipality.jpg
Natural  Artificial.jpg
New Era.jpg
New Skittles.jpg
Observation.jpg
Ombwah.jpg
PDØ Clementine.jpg
Picø  ØwO.jpg
Plains.jpg
Poisøn Lake.jpg
Poor vs. Rich.jpg
Pope Uncommon the Dainty .jpg
Portsmouth Sinfonia Revial.jpg
Potted Plant Distribution.jpg
Princess Pixie.jpg
Rabid Badger.jpg
Rainbow Road.jpg
Rathazaxx.jpg
Really Petty Theft.jpg
Reed Peck-Kriss .jpg
Relet.jpg
Representation vs. Reality.jpg
Rin Brooker.jpg
Rin Brookers New Gloves.jpg
Rongo Rongo.jpg
Rubin Hates It.jpg
Saille is Planting Praxis.jpg
Sam Archer.jpg
Samantha Ebay .jpg
Sardonicus Tweed.jpg
Selah Scout.jpg
SF0 Police.jpg
SFØ.jpg
Shady Grey.jpg
SNORLAX.jpg
Spencer Riedel.jpg
Spidere.jpg
Squibbs.jpg
SSI.jpg
Star5.jpg
Street Junk Sculpture.jpg
Supine.jpg
Swamp.jpg
Tac Haberdash.jpg
Take Apart.jpg
Tasking Music.jpg
Technique.jpg
Teucer.jpg
The Goblin Market.jpg
The Highest Place.jpg
The Odyssey.jpg
The Revolutionary.jpg
The Skulls.jpg
The Unexpected.jpg
The Villain.jpg
The Vixen.jpg
Togashi Ni.jpg
Ty Ødin.jpg
Tøm .jpg
Umbrella Tree.jpg
Unsubmit.jpg
Urawaza.jpg
Villain Bandana.jpg
Wear Your Art On Your Sleeve.jpg
While True.jpg
Wildbear.jpg
Winner of a Duel.jpg
X10.jpg
Ymir.jpg
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(no subject) +2
posted by Bryce on October 14th, 2011 12:47 AM

Fucking Shplank my comrades.

Damn good to see you two around.

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posted by Pixie on October 14th, 2011 1:49 PM

It's been too long since we talked. When would you be free for skyping?

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posted by relet 裁判長 on October 14th, 2011 1:02 AM

You beat me to it. Awesome!

(Can you fix the download link? Pretty please?)

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posted by Ty Ødin on October 14th, 2011 10:33 AM

The link is fixed.

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posted by Loøke Jr. on October 14th, 2011 5:29 AM

Wow, lot of cards! Great work.

This Just In! +2
posted by Ty Ødin on October 16th, 2011 6:26 PM

Comit.jpg

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posted by Rin Brooker on October 17th, 2011 12:23 PM

I can't believe my gloves got a card XD. I laughed so hard.... my gloves are a better card than I am! <3

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posted by Ty Ødin on October 17th, 2011 2:08 PM

I'm glad you all are enjoying the cards!
If there's anything or anyone I missed let me know and I may run a second block, if there is any interest.

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posted by Lincøln on October 17th, 2011 5:15 PM

You mentioned Waldo's card in the text, but his card isn't in the praxis. Same with GYØ Ben and Myrna Minx

I also think you missed C.M. the Gonzalez and Flitworth and Vena Nightmare and Beetle Bomb and Secret Agent and Adam and Kyle Hamilton and Yellowbear and Lank and Road Scholar and Dax and Minch.

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posted by Ty Ødin on October 17th, 2011 5:35 PM

If he is in the text but not a stand alone card that's because I used a quote or picture from him.

It looks like I will be doing a second, (if tiny) block after all. The reason for limiting who made it in was in order to have a balanced set size and a good color balance.

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posted by Sombrero Guy on October 17th, 2011 4:37 PM

I was introduced to MTG quite recently. It is awesome.

But this makes it about 143 times more awesome!

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posted by Pixie on October 17th, 2011 4:46 PM

Ty, we missed Sombrero Guy!!

(no subject) +2
posted by Ty Ødin on October 17th, 2011 5:36 PM

We did what to who?

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posted by Ian Kizu-Blair on October 17th, 2011 9:56 PM

WOOWOWOW! These are amazing!

I'm going to the MTG Worlds in SF in November - one of the judges (from Mexico) is staying with me and getting me a press pass to go behind the scenes!

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posted by relet 裁判長 on October 17th, 2011 11:11 PM

Make sure to print these in actual cardboard and explain to him that all your cards are real. If you play them, actual magick happens in the world.

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posted by Darkaardvark on October 19th, 2011 8:50 AM

These rock. So awesome. Some of them are a little, uh...broken (for example 'Flag' would be far and away the strongest card printed in years and years) but that's a totally minor nitpick. Awesome!

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posted by Ben Yamiin on October 25th, 2011 9:14 AM

Oh mah gaw oh mah gaw oh mah gaw i have my own magic card.

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posted by artmouse on October 25th, 2011 11:44 AM

too friggin good to be true.

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posted by rongo rongo on November 7th, 2011 6:19 PM

So fun - thanks for doing this, it's like a yearbook except functional and interactive.

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posted by Sam Archer on March 26th, 2012 10:58 AM

Just now stumbled across this. Awesome!

Belated, but still.
posted by Dead Cube on April 12th, 2012 10:12 AM

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posted by Ty Ødin on April 17th, 2012 6:51 AM

D'awwwww