To create a fully playable game with cards that "featuring real-world desires, actions, people, objects, feelings, laws, or anything else. Use the deck by playing appropriate cards in appropriate situations in your real life."
Pixie: "Hey Ty, what do we do with our lives"
Ty: "** ****** **** **** ** *** ****** ***"
Pixie: "Other then that"
Ty: "Play SFØ"
Pixie: "Hey, ace in the hole is in your task box"
Ty: "I'm on it"
With that in mind Ty Ødin and Pixie proudly present to you...
A FULLY PLAYABLE SET OF MAGIC CARDS! SFØ STYLE!
Click here to download a copy of the cards
All of the cards in this set are up to DCI tournament regulation and fully playable in any deck. You can print them out to play them, or just insert one into your already existing deck. There are a balanced amount of common cards, uncommon cards, rares and mythic rares in the set. Ty will have to explain the mechanic's because I am fairly new to the MTG (magic the gathering) world and thus, was not very helpful coming up with rules. I contributed mostly in finding pictures, and occasionally explaining who people were/are (such as that KristinawithaK is also The Vixen.)
He honestly did most of the work, and I mostly uploaded the thousands (143, but that's close to thousands) of pictures, and provided "moral support".
Many of the cards directly reflect the nature of the players they represent. For example: Anna One likes to masquerade.
Her ability is to copy other creatures, thus, masquerading. This took a week and a half, fuck tons of patience (especially on Ty's part) and
Love. Also, lots of diving into the mysterious and disturbingly pornographic depths of deviant art.
Now, without further delay, I present Ty who will explain Mechanics!
If you play MTG, you can really skip most of this. The only new part is the addition of a "Points" Mechanic. If you don't play magic, you should learn! Here is a link to instructions on how to play magic.
more relevant terminology is provided below
Old Mechanics (for non magic players)
In a magic game your objective is to reduce your opponents life total to 0 from it's initial value of 20. You do this by attacking with creatures or casting spells.
Trample- A creature with trample deals damage that hurts the opponent even is he's blocked.
Flying- Flying creatures can only be blocked by flying creatures.
Regenerate- Keeps a create alive when it should be dead.
Haste- A creature with haste can attack immediately when it comes into play.
First strike- A creature with first strike hits faster than other creatures.
If a player has 10 "points" during his end step he wins.
Each color is associated with a trajectory.
Black- U of A
Blue- BART PA
List Of All Included Players
Bex The Master
Curious George Foreman
Help I'm A Bear
King Of Spain
Likes Music ØWO
MAYOR OF CLAYCORD
Mock Piratey Turtle
Mrs. Goblin Pants
Saille Is Planting Praxis
T. Keane Baker