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Fun With Food by Pixie, PDØ Hitman

March 9th, 2011 2:32 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Play with your food.


This is a big day for me. The man who probably has the most influence in my life has started sf0. For clarity, this man is neather my father, nor my boyfriend: This is my debate partner. He is a hitman, so both of my rivals should watch out

The first idea was to do the task below
As a level 0. At the time of compleation, this was indeed a level 0. Since then, it's been approved, and will be submitted as it'self when Hitman does a write up. We ended up doing more then just determining our food by chance and skill. We also thought we'd have some fun with it

This is where we ate (doing this task in public defiantly gave it a different twist)


This is our fuckton of food:
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Now, each of us played with our food in our own ways

Hitman plays with his food. (it actually rather shocked me)

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After hitman stuck his hands in his food, i figured it would be fun to play with mine too. I'd already decided the pork, while yummy, was ultimately sinful in nature. Thus, i diligently began to rearrange my food to tell an epic bedtime story. It's in three parts, with occasional breaks for chewing

Before the story begins, this is the set up
main_img00045-20110399853.jpgPart one: In which 3 paladins parish

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Part two: In which the green witch meets a bloody fate

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Part three: in which the onions which manage to survive live happily under the tortilla sun

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Hitman was nice enough to film all this, and reported that a few people heard my story but did not take kindly to it. Apparently we might have been escorted out without having to pay had i kept it up. However I was incredibly full and decided to pack the rest (other then the dearly departed queen) up with me.

We had a lot of fun. We hope you do too

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The set up for my story
Good old Adding in a L0
Meet the hit man, and welcome to Chevey's
Our food came to the table
Hitman playing with his food
Pixie plays story time with her food part one
Pixie tells a story part two
Pixie finishes her story
Our dining establishment of fate

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posted by Minch on March 21st, 2011 5:22 AM

Story-time AND food. A winning combination. Also, you spoke of bloody sacrifice while in a dining establishment, and this made me happy.

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posted by PDØ Hitman on March 21st, 2011 6:13 AM

Not to mention a few odd looks from the other customers. Our waitress had no issues with us. We both had a good time unwinding from a full weekend of debating.