I wanted to leave a signature on a receipt somewhere unexpected. I took a trip to the local grocery store and went through the self check-out line. For those unaware, self check-out is regulated by an employee of the store from some place amongst the rest of the check-out lines. Their purpose is to watch people checking out on their own to make sure nothing is being stolen, or to assist people who have no idea what they're doing. Best of all, however, is that whenever you sign the bill using the credit card check-out, the "virtual" attendant sees your signature. So, here's what I did. It resulted in a very awkward stare.


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