This probably needs some text (says I, Sean). First, the fridge - Tarden (Ian and I are his owners and role models) just loves that refrigerator. We've even closed the door on him (for very very short periods) and when we open it, he doesn't run ou...

i work in a bar. this person A) took a pregnacy test, IN THE BAR. and B) tested positive. I weep for the future....

I think I'd want Noam Chomsky to be my mom. He seems like a nice guy. (Plus I'd get tons of punk rock cred.) This is an approximately two-thirds scale bust in black modelling clay with a bit of wire. Enjoy.

Noam Chomsky a la Mode Our original attempt to make Noam Chomsky entirely out of soy margarine failed. So we settled on this: one scoop of vanilla Rice Dream. Isn't he yummy?

Oliver Loses His Marbles If you were to lose a thousand small and possibly heavy things, what would they be? This question easily ensnares two lovely assistants, who jump up and down excitedly when they discover there's a trip to the Ax Man inv...

This object appeared unannounced in my yard last weekend, possibly in connection with the giant charity yardsale I was hosting. Note the John Deere coloration. The critics: "Is this for sale?" "Awesome!" "Is this yours?" "Does it work?"...

Are you a secret agent? Phase 1: Lock the target Mission: recruit new U of A agents while sitting around at the Spyhouse. Phase 2: Bait the line Secret non-governmental organization seeks agents for miscellaneous covert operations. No ex...

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"i invited oliver xymoron. he's trouble." About two weeks ago, I was falsely accused of sending a transparently anonymous email to someone to try and stir up trouble. But I'm much better at causing trouble than that. Witness: in the last coup...

Lesser Stellated Dodecahedron This modular origami model combines twelve pentagrams in three dimensions. Each line segment in a pentagram is in a golden ratio to each shorter line segment. Further , the symmetry group at the core of both the dodec...

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blue gruel is *not* good for licking.

I was really excited about this task, and recently decided to tackle it in a manner entirely sans words. This is kind of scary for me, because I love words and in writing I often hide behind metaphor and imagery. Visual art strikes me as much more ...

Piece 1: I chose to begin this task on the day the last article about sf0 came out in SFWeekly. That Wednesday, i woke up early, stole all the Weeklys in the dispenser nearest me. I decided I wanted each week to incorporate whatever was on the cover...

Shoot to Drench Once tentative plans had been made for my Epic Ambush I sent the following message to nearly everybody in SF. CALLING ALL SF0 PLAYERS Army of water balloon wielding maniacs needed for ambush in Golden Gate park this weekend....

oliver vs piratey Thunderdome. here special thanks to ms. celina copperpants for the video!

For some of us, talk like a pirate day is just too easy. But International Talk Like a Pirate Day might just be the best day ever to have off work. 9:16am I had me a tofutti cutie for breakfast. I might sail to the grocer's for some citrus. 5:...

Shocking things have happened in SF0 land! There has been a kidnapping! Cunning Linguist fell victim to a super sekrit plot and was held for three days. The fact that kidnapping victims in this game must be willing did not keep the perpetrators from ...

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I used to be a leader, but it seems I've lost my capability to persuade the masses. Of the 278 members of the University of Aesthematics and a month and a half, I managed to achieve just over the requisite 15 members. I came in with this vision of so...

Well, I just have 2 parrots as pets (I live in México so the climate is very appropiated), so I've choosen this task, observing them I have divided this into 3 parts: -Alimentation -Relationships -Habits My parrots are Amazon parrots, they live in...

The Epic Coke Correspondence Dear Sirs, Whilst browsing the aisles of my local market shop, I discovered a bottle of coca-cola, 'hecho en mexico'. I had long heard the rumor that the Mexican variety was made from delicious cane sugar, and not the...

After having just met for the first time mere hours before we ended up in the drunken state that so often precipitates... War of Escalating drunken Dares Dare # 1. Charlie Fish dared King Mouse to join in the War of Escalating Dares. (He did...

We decided to do a multitude of human-games, as a compendium is better than a singular. NOUGHTS AND CROSSES We waited for a LONG time for people to come along and help - about three hours! But it's all worth it when there's a NOUGHTS AND CROSSES CH...

Recently, while in Thrift Town looking for tasking supplies and shirts, I was reminded of this wonderful task completion. I realized I was standing directly between the silverware and the trophies, which some forward-thinking staffer had placed in t...

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A few months back, a journalism student at Lowell High School in San Francisco wrote an awesome article about SFZero. Annnna, a player on the site, posted a proof for Press Clippings, because she had suggested the article to her journalism class. ...

We're not real. Yet we exist.

hi i am mark watmuff. i am incredibly famous on sf0 and a number of other sites.

Podcast series two is upon us! Enjoy! [youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7N27ekLwj4] Series 2, Cast 4 Ben, Susy and Lincoln --Xylophones --Very wide national representation --The first podcast without Tom... EVER --Susy Derkins --A secret ...

The gummy bears are on strike in protest of the unfair theft of their newly-acquired Level 8 status.

In a few weeks the European football championship is gonna take place and this time it's gonna be here in Austria Unfortunatly thats also the only reason why our national team is qualified. To say it clearly: they suck. They didn't win a single game ...

The "what" of the environmentally-conscious method of this completion became obvious the moment I adopted a less human-centric perspective on whom I was hiding 'objects' in trees for. But where? In order to avoid both city traffic and th...