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YOUR COMMENT WILL DRAW NO ATTENTION TO THIS TASK BUT MINE WILL FOR I AM TAC HABERDASH.
Hey remember when I went broke to go to journey to the end of the night: Minnesota? If you'd have PAYED me to miss work I might have considered it.
Yeah.
The Reverend and I were walking down Lake yesterday when our inbred runner instincts caused us to look up at an approaching bike.
"Is that Bojangles," said the Reverend, half joking.
And then a moment later,
"OH MY GOD IT IS!"
We nearly ducked for cover before getting ahold of ourselves and saying hello. It was harrowing. I don't think I can ever look at a bicycle and feel safe again.
I have not cashed in this IOU yet. Currently, it is keeping Lincoln constantly in debt to me. I do intend to make rather more spectacular use of it though ...
What do you mean, "you people"?
Dammit, Dok! I was tricking everyone!
SO HAH.
Do I need to actually succeed in lassoing or can I fail loudly and publicly because if it is the latter then this is the task for me.