Peter's first man

Peter is having a bit of trouble aligning his hand to the light. He claims this is a man, but it looks like a recently-guillotined squid.

Peter's shadows shape up.

This is a woman. You can allegedly make out the long hair on the back of her head. Or something.

Peter working toward shape three.

It took him a little while to remember how to properly position his thumb for the "man with erection" figure.

Bow chicka-wow-wow

...yeah.

And now I learn why he kept this talent hidden.

I probably won't, though.

One last scenario...

The woman came out a bit misshapen.

That woman still sucks.

In both senses.

Now Quincy steps up to the plate!

And at my first up at bat I strike out rather hard. This was my man? It's kinda a bear...and it might be rabid.

A vision of true terror.

Well now my man has genitalia....but it looks like a squirrel.

Man with no nose!

Success! -Nose.

A personal creation of my own design.

I call this "The Holy Man"

mmm sammiches

bout to smush these suckas!