In this photo of our postcards, I have a blinding headache, having fallen over earlier with a box full of crime novels and smashed my head on the stairs.
The postcard in question
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READS-
Hi, Im conducting this transaction on the back of a postcard for reasons far too long to go into.
I would like a £1.50 tray of your finest donuts please.
Thanks.
The front of said postcard
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A rather outdated photo of Great Yarmouth's nightlife.
The target
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The lucky stall to receive our business.
The prepared card and monies.
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Bring on the donuts!
Mmmm....
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Donuts....
Approach subtley
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*thrusts card in face of server*
Ok, heres your donuts.
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...you flipping idiots...
Hurrah!
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Donuts, and the postcard!
Sadly...
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...Donuts were not enough to satisfy our need for desert, and we ended up in pizza hut (the same one we hit with labels) eating profiteroles.