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Tasks / Build A Cat

Build a cat. Must perform cat functions (aside from laying on your bed etc.)

1 to 100 players
75 points
Level 4
In the zone of: EquivalenZ
Created by SNORLAX

Terms: cats, waaants

0 completed :: 10 in progress
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posted by Minch on August 22nd, 2008 3:59 PM

man, what?!

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posted by SNORLAX on August 23rd, 2008 4:11 PM


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posted by Jellybean of Thark on August 23rd, 2008 4:47 PM

That is one constructed cat.

posted by Bex. on August 23rd, 2008 5:06 PM

So "collecting all of the hair that the Puddin' Head loses until I have enough to make a new one" won't count unless it can actually sit up and lick itself and meow and hunt lizards and digest friskies and get in cat fights and purr and play with twine and stare demonically and respond to its own name?
Whoa. Terrifying.

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posted by anna one on August 23rd, 2008 5:08 PM

I think a good demonic stare might qualify.

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posted by SNORLAX on August 23rd, 2008 5:18 PM


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posted by Bex. on August 30th, 2008 2:28 PM


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posted by Xena on November 15th, 2008 1:21 AM

I wish this task was "build a child"

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posted by Bryce on November 16th, 2008 1:56 AM

But that one's easier!!!!

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posted by teucer on November 16th, 2008 9:26 AM

Write the task so it requires at least three players, and it suddenly gets hard.

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posted by JJason Recognition on November 16th, 2008 12:45 PM

Mother, Father, Genetic Engineer. What's so hard about that?

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posted by susy derkins on November 16th, 2008 12:49 PM

Mother, father, surrogate mother...

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posted by Flea on November 17th, 2008 11:55 AM

Mother, father, cat.

posted by Xena on November 23rd, 2008 6:37 PM

Build a family...

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posted by Remy The Living on January 6th, 2011 9:45 PM

Mother, Secretary, Father...
Mother, maybe father 1, maybe father 2

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posted by Scooter Vagabond on December 8th, 2008 3:59 AM

Must perform cat functions (aside from laying on your bed etc.)

Cats do something other than laying around? You must be talking about some genetically enhanced super cat!

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posted by Morte on December 8th, 2008 9:03 AM

Certainly they do! Cats are the epitomy of thing-on-top-of-thing physics, walking along sideboards without disturbing anything *except* the very fragile and unreplaceable thing, depositing only the opposite colour of fur on whatever clothing you are wearing so it shows up to the best advantage, employing cat gravity, being masters of being in just the right spot at the right time to trip you up while you are carrying something that shouldn't be dropped, going from complete calm to freaked out in zero seconds flat, etc.

It's all explained here.

posted by Ombwah on November 21st, 2009 11:50 PM

Homemade Cheetah