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Tasks / The Bears We Frenzy For Our Things

Steal something from a wild animal.

1 to 100 players
15 points
Level 1
In the zone of: Biome
Created by help im a bear

Terms: eviltwintask, bitrot

4 completed :: 19 in progress
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posted by teucer on July 19th, 2009 7:18 PM

Best. Title. Ever.

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posted by Haberley Mead on July 20th, 2009 3:26 PM


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posted by help im a bear on July 20th, 2009 5:26 PM


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posted by teucer on July 20th, 2009 7:55 PM


I'm pretty sure you count only as a domestic animal.

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posted by teucer on July 25th, 2009 10:44 AM

"Best. Title. Ever." is now my highest-rated comment other than L0 praxes.

I find this mildly odd.

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posted by Sean Mahan on July 20th, 2009 12:00 AM

This may be the finest task I've seen in years.

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posted by Bryce on July 20th, 2009 12:26 AM

Partially seconded.

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posted by MonkeyBoy Dan on July 21st, 2009 2:51 AM

Does it count if the thing you steal is something you gave the critter in question?

Tasty food to attract the bear or whatever and then take it away by means of rope attached to it candid camera style.


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posted by artmouse on July 21st, 2009 10:21 AM

i think i might sign up for this task for the sheer joy of reading the title in my "you are currently working on" menu

Stolen heart, stolen covers... +5
posted by Bex. on July 21st, 2009 1:25 PM

I wonder if it counts if you happen to live in domestic bliss with said wild animal? Do ninja superhero bears count as 'wild'?

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posted by Ben Yamiin on July 23rd, 2009 9:11 PM

wait - do you now live with a wild animal other than Lunch?

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posted by Goddess of Doom and Thievery on July 25th, 2009 12:50 AM

This is perfect for an Alaskan....

posted by Wild Bear on June 3rd, 2011 7:51 AM



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posted by spotlight skullshines on February 5th, 2014 7:04 PM

This is amazing. I missed you SF0. You got my creative mojo back... the votes I got on my first task brought me confidence when I had lost it all... I played for 2 years like a maniac ... I went to film school ... I wanted to share my shit covered Taste The Rainbow with a skat loving jokester and realized... I missed you! I am back - no one knows me here anymore I am sure... what a treat! I can't wait to start fresh!
Also... goddamn this is a great task, who made it?? I love you.


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What to steal from an animal? Why not another animal? Sea cucumbers, in this case Bohadschia argus, harbor numerous symbiotic animals, from worms to crabs to fish. Some are parasitic, others just hang around at no cost to their big buddy. But, to ...

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For some time now, this task has been in the back of my mind, but I was still in the planning phase. My original plan was to steal a squirrel's nuts, since there are so many of them around, and every time I saw one, I'd stare it down menacingly. It...

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Stealing lavender from bees and bumblebees.. Stealing from helpless animals is unfair! I decided that a bumblebee owns a flower as long as it's upon it. Animals arn't like us, there's no sense of private property, so I would have to steal the flower...

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My girlfriend, at the time, and i were on holiday in Hawaii. we were on a hike when we noticed that there were several wild boars roaming in the bushes. we decided to start a small competition to see who could get the best picture of the boars. we sp...

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