Art Burglar by Terpsichore
March 23rd, 2008 9:44 PMDax Tran-Caffee, I have your mustache!
From: Terpsichore
To: Dax Tran-Caffee
Subj: regarding your recent loss.
Date: Mar 23 9:11 pm
dearest dax,
your recent completion of "strange garb" leads me to believe you think your mustache simply picked up and left. i must imform you, this is not the case. i, in fact, stole your 'stache and sent it to europe, where our lovely friend kristy now holds it for ransom.
all we ask is for one month's rent and a painting for over our mantle. your cooperation is much appreciated. if you do not comply with our requests, kristy has threatened to shave so you may never see your beloved handlebars again.
please leave ransom on my coffee table by 7:00 april 1st. my roommates will let you in.
terpsichore
dax,
you may be wondering, "oh, where did my mustache go?"
well,
i might have an idea...
ya see, the thing is...
i have it.
i stole some mustache wax, as well.
for basic upkeep, you know...
i decided to send the handlebars to kristy, since she doesn't have a bike.
she was so excited. she even wore it out to a birthday party. just remember, no matter how great she looks, kristy will still shave it off unless you hand over the ransom.
i sent the wax, too.
but not before i made a li'l gift for our good friend puppet face.
no glue!
who knew.
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Comeuppance goes with great with a cup of milky coffee. Though personally I prefer taking the top off them and smearing peanut butter on the bottom.
Delicious.
Vote for the eyebrow raise on the "Well, I might have an idea picture," which just made me laugh my ass off.
I just love your face in this task, Terpsichore!
Arrrgggh!