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Abe the Lion Tamer
Level 5: 720 points
Last Logged In: January 27th, 2017
TEAM: The Disorganised Guerilla War On Boredom and Normality TEAM: B0S TEAM: San Francisco Zero TEAM: ARKHAMZERO TEAM: SCIENCE! TEAM: The Ultimate Collaboration Team TEAM: Real Name TEAM: Lab Coats! TEAM: Public Library Zero TEAM: SF0 Skypeness! TEAM: The Society For Figuring Out How To Get Those Damn Badges TEAM: Silly Hats Only TEAM: AA0 TEAM: Dancing on Lovecraft's Grave BART Psychogeographical Association Rank 1: Commuter EquivalenZ Rank 1: User The University of Aesthematics Rank 2: Dealer Biome Rank 1: Hiker Society For Nihilistic Intent And Disruptive Efforts Rank 1: Anti

Anti Abe the Lion Tamer

If you think I sound crazy, you should hear the voices in my head!

about Italy
about accordions
about women's pants
about the fatherland
about sardines
about Fiume
about Art (you exaggerate my friend)
about gentleness
about D'Annunzio
what a horror
about heroism
about mustaches
about lewdness
about sleeping with Verlaine
about the ideal (it's nice)
about Massachusetts
about the past
about odors
about salads
about genius, about genius, about genius
about the eight-hour day
about the Parma violets
-Dada, the Dada Manifesto, 1921

"preamble = sardanapalus
one = suitcase
woman = women
trousers = water
if = moustache
2 = three
stick = perhaps
after = sightreading
irritant = emerald
vice = screw
october = periscope
nerve = ☞"
-Tristan Tzara

"Resistentialism is largely a matter of sitting inside a wet sack and moaning."
-Paul Jennings, Report on Resistentialism

The current state of knowledge can be summarized thus:
In the beginning, there was nothing, which exploded.
-Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies

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we stood there for a while
Magical Affects
Moustaches for sale
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Unusual Career Week, Pt. 5

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jew, dinosaur, surrealist, painter, zombieeees, engineering, artist, nihilism, vegetables, xkcd, singing, propertydamage


posted by Abe the Lion Tamer on December 24th, 2009 8:59 PM

It has been too long since I have done anything sf0! Count me in

posted by Abe the Lion Tamer on September 5th, 2009 5:54 PM

Ah yes! Forgot about that... added the team to the task.

posted by Abe the Lion Tamer on September 5th, 2009 1:24 AM

Hmm... I just submitted a task. Name: "Who is Tyler Durden?" Description: "Fake a life"

posted by Abe the Lion Tamer on September 3rd, 2009 7:03 PM

Send me a message! I should be able to teach the skill in about 20 minutes over some sort of video chat, or I can meet in person (although I'm in the RI area, so I probably wouldn't be able to get farther than Boston, and even that's a stretch)

posted by Abe the Lion Tamer on September 3rd, 2009 6:56 PM

Ah, there are simply too many good "he died as he lived" jokes out there...