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And I love how one space is "intentionally left blank." You thought this out well, which is to say that you successfully didn't think it out well. Or something.
Same thing happened to me. I thought about it, too. But then I was like, "naw, they retired that long ago." Damnit.
I was going to tell them to "Vote None of the Above."
Look, the tracings of my ears and three fingers when superimposed create the Statue of Liberty!
Or were you thinking about that "other body parts" part?
Collaboration is good.
Is that a serious question? Clearly scientists! are better, as they search for truth to the point of hardness.
I want one of those. Are there any reported health benefits to a few shots of whiskey a night?
You have a beautiful voice! I wouldn't be so afraid to busk in your position. Especially with coming up with a song that way, those are all the necessary traits.
I didn't even notice that, but now that you mention it, I think I should ruminate on it.
Huh. I think mostly I use colors to aid the description. Like, you see a car. There's no time to say, "well, it looked like a Chevy Impala, from '73." I don't know if they were actually around yet, but my point is, you'll probably say, "it was a green car." Autumn's a colorful season, too. I don't know, maybe there's something more to it. I guess I'll think about it.
Did you ever see that one Lewis Black stand-special where he mentions a man that eats fatback every day for breakfast because bacon is too lean? And that guy has lived to be like, eighty.
I like your allusions to gangsters. God knows the affiliates of politicians are much worse and just as dangerous. I would vote 'No confidence', but Richard Pryor told me to vote 'None of the Above' so I must honor him.
But in reality I voted independent, green, and libertarian, so no matter who got in office, I could say I didn't vote for them. Unless of course everyone else voted for Nader, which I could see they didn't.