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Misdirected Fan Mail by Dave Johnston
June 1st, 2008 8:15 AM
I used http://www.thephonebook.bt.com to find my victim.
Well my favorite movie actor is Jackie Chan.
My 1st letter;
Dear Mr. Chan,
I love your films. All you action, all your moves, they are top class. When i grow up i just want to be like you and doing kung fu! It must of been really cool to work with Will Smith in Rush Hour 1,2 and 3!
I consider myself more like a friend rather than a fan except for the simple fact I have never met you! Speaking of which would you like to meet up sometime? Go to a restaurant, its on me by the way. It would be my pleasure!
My email adress is wee_dee_j@hotmail.com and phone number is 07871643309 if you would like to contact me.
Yours faithfully Dave Johnston
Also added a photoshop picture in with the letter of me and him beside each other! It is supposed to be craply done just to show him how desperate and pathetic of a fan i am lol!
I saved his number on my mobile incase he phoned so i could press the record button.
Unfortunatley he did not reply or call me *sobs*
So i just wrote out the exact same letter again after a week and sent it.
No reply!
Well it was fun and he must of thought what an idiot making pictures of himself in photoshop! :)
Well my favorite movie actor is Jackie Chan.
My 1st letter;
Dear Mr. Chan,
I love your films. All you action, all your moves, they are top class. When i grow up i just want to be like you and doing kung fu! It must of been really cool to work with Will Smith in Rush Hour 1,2 and 3!
I consider myself more like a friend rather than a fan except for the simple fact I have never met you! Speaking of which would you like to meet up sometime? Go to a restaurant, its on me by the way. It would be my pleasure!
My email adress is wee_dee_j@hotmail.com and phone number is 07871643309 if you would like to contact me.
Yours faithfully Dave Johnston
Also added a photoshop picture in with the letter of me and him beside each other! It is supposed to be craply done just to show him how desperate and pathetic of a fan i am lol!
I saved his number on my mobile incase he phoned so i could press the record button.
Unfortunatley he did not reply or call me *sobs*
So i just wrote out the exact same letter again after a week and sent it.
No reply!
Well it was fun and he must of thought what an idiot making pictures of himself in photoshop! :)
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