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Trickster Wetdryvac

A consultant, artist, and combination digital/physical entity, the Vac is generally for hire, and often for hire in things most people think impossible. It resides primarily in Maine, with a website geared towards art, consulting, and strange daftness at

The vac also runs a couple of other sites, which can be found under Projects from

The vac seriously believes that gender gets in the way of a lot of things, and does much of its consulting in the form of a mechanical contrivance.

A barn
The fence from which the wire for hanger restraint spring was cut.
Top bolt deck assembly.
Hanger, join, chair bolts, vac tube (in between rusted sections)
A boy and his earthworm
A handkerchief in the... with a sword in, rather.
Mayonnaise and Kimchee
Signal ahead.
What's behind the plaster.
So. Much. Toothbrush.

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posted by Wetdryvac on January 22nd, 2017 8:04 PM

I'm reasonably sure this is going to have me grinning for days to come.

posted by Wetdryvac on July 24th, 2016 4:54 PM

Somewhere. Hang on.

Tumblr - a couple non-song ones by request from... someone:'s been a while. I was using Nietzsche as a comment piece for a while.

posted by Wetdryvac on July 24th, 2016 4:48 PM're braver than I. Having tried this once, I'm aiming to spend my next migraine under the influence of painkillers and absolute darkness.

posted by Wetdryvac on July 24th, 2016 4:45 PM I use the tools fairly regularly, I've updated with pictures.

posted by Wetdryvac on October 9th, 2015 1:43 AM

This makes me happy twice. Once for content on SF0, and once because it's lovely.