(1) Everyone has the right to take part in the gossip of his floor, directly or through freely chosen representatives. (2) Everyone has the right of equal access to public gossip in his kitchen. (3) The will of the people shall be the basis of the authority of gossip; this will shall be expressed in periodic and genuine mud-slingings which shall be by universal and equal suffrage and shall be held by secret gossip or by equivalent free defamation procedures. [on another chair]