(1) Everyone has the right to coffee breaks, to free choice of their timing, to just and favourable conditions of coffee breaks and to protection against decaffeination. (2) Everyone, without any discrimination, has the right to equal time for equal breaks. (3) Everyone who works has the right to just and favourable caffeination ensuring for himself and his office an existence worthy of human dignity, and supplemented, if necessary, by other means of social protection. (4) Everyone has the right to form and to join trade unions for the protection of his interests. [in an empty drawer with a milk pot]