Document Player Killing Areas by Saint
March 21st, 2007 6:52 PMI decided to create four killing areas, because we need plenty of them.
1. The Public library
I felt that any place that is that quiet could really benifit from the amount of action that a life or death battle might bring.
2. The Market of Choice parking lot
What better a place to make a bloody mess than a market parking lot, there are lots of items which could be turned into weapons, as well as many spectators to cheer combatants on.
3. Willamette Park playground
Why not have a massive battle on a playground, around many little kids. This would effectively teach kids at a young age that fighting and violence are bad, and that it is also very dangerous. Or if need be, these kids could learn some great playground combat skills, to beat that wedgie-happy bully at school.
4. And last, but not least, i chose to turn the A1 Porch of my school into a killzone. This is by far one of the best locations for a killzone because this is were all of the SF0's chill at my school. So why not make it a killzone, if we got into an argument and one of us bashed another in the head with a chair. With the A1 Porch now a killzone, we would no longer have to worry about being smitten by the SF0 daemon for committing a heinous infraction of the rules.
Killzone paper, top half
This is one of my funnier pieces of writing, i must say it is also very amusing to read.
Killzone paper, bottom half
just the rest of the page, i apologize if the small print isn't readable. What it says is " All SF0 kill zones are always open unless the location they are placed says otherwise. SF0 is not responsible for any and all cases of maiming, death, and any other inconvenient injuries that may be expirienced in this kill zone. Thank you very much. love, Saint.
Outside the public library
The calm before the chaos.
Inside entrance of the library
Lets the books FLY!!!
MOC killzone
Market of Choice parking lot, a dangerous place. Notice the ziplock baggy to keep the water out.
laying down the tape.JPG
Just laying down the boundries at MOC! (it was really hard to take this picture...)
Signs....The Willamette Park Playground!
You can see that some little kids are already making good use of this killzone...
Playground of DEATH!
Just a closer shot, you can see that I once again used ziplock bags as weather protectants, to make these killzones long lasting!
A1 porch killzone
This is officially the second most dangerous place in the school...(first is the men's showers, HA)
The Porch of DEATH!
Again, this is where all of us SF0's in my school usually hang out, in fact you can see Mr.T, Cerny, and The C in this picture.
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Do you have some photos of the taped off areas?
Not really, i only taped off like two of the spots, and it's too hard to see them completely.
Yeah, i know, i need to replace that one.