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A clever disguise as he waits to buy perfectly healthy potatoes at the market!!!! Notice how no-one dare look at him!!! And that skirt is red with the blood of previous housemates!!!!!

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A Proud Mouse stating: "I've just been to the market", fear strikes the bones of all his house mates, with one housemate as seen in the doorway, so overcome by fear she can't stand up properly. She swoons raising one hand to wipe away the cold sweat of her brow!!!

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This shot was actually taken from inside my brain as he unleashed chemi-warfare on me in the for of mutated potatoes. "OW the burns!!!" "Please NO NOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" If you are still not convinced how do you think I grew the mutant of a moustache on my upperlip!!!

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Believe it or not, that isn't a pink plastic bag holding rotten potatoes, but Geronimo's face as the chemi- warfare sets in; burning a giant hole in his left cheek. How he cried. "MUMMY!!!! Please I need my mum." How he needed his mum, the attack was brutal, we all still carry the scars. He is still having surgery! Poor guy!

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Here is the Mouse's old housemate Marmiduke. How he suffered. Look at the rust, and now he suffers the humiliation of rotting on Waterloo Bridge, London, being mistaken for a David Gormley statue. I might add that the only thing that distinguishes him, is the red tag of death branded onto his wrist by Mouse. WE MISS YOU MARMIDUKE.

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On the run from the house terrorist police and the police are yet to deduce from this photo whether he is hiding on the underground or in the Rockies. ???

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The sun newspaper is proof in itself of proof.

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Mouse's attempt to kill a flat mate by tampering with the bike before a journey, resulting in a head on collision with a cab. THIS IS TRUE!!! It happened just before I went to Prague for christmas. Notice how he hasn't defended the accusation. If only it was me that paid the dentist bill and not my parents I could have posted that!!!