Hello, I am major allie here, you will do as i bid, but i wont ask anything in particular, the window is to your right, it is not for watching, but the square you are standing on is for sitting.

English -> german -> russian -> spanish -> french - > english

Was the greeting, me haupt there here, you will make, while I order, but me tr?


obviously a lot got cut off. free translations are therefor useless, we should all just kidnap a native, teach them our lingo and exploit their translating qualities.