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Pimp My Ride by Anthony Burt
July 6th, 2008 8:46 PM
BWØ members Anthony Burt and Mason Matthews team up once again to pimp out, trick out, take the scenic route on Anthony's little brother, Adam. Here is a picture of our stock 96' Adam Burt.

We had some descent wheels, but it just wasn't turning heads. The two of us decided that our ride was in need of some definate pimpage. After minutes of hard work, sweat, and Jamba Juice, we got our end result. A pimped out, custom series 96' Adam Burt.

We went all out, price wasn't a problem. We would rather be broke then lame-o, not riding in style. Our ride got upgraded and gained some serious leverage on the awesome factor. The upgrades included a new paint job, GPS system constantly set on a map Manhattan, security, an entertainment system, some new wheels and, of course, a bumper sticker.



We were definately pleased by our new set of wheels. Now we can go out doing side shows and ghost riding with the elite. When Anthony first got on the vehicle, it was a natural fit.

One great feature we got installed in the 96' Burt was a four wheel drive that could take on any enviorment thrown at us. What fun we had going off roading, trecking through mountains and rolling through sand dunes. We now laugh in the face of rugged terrain.




After our extensive enviormental testing, we proceeded to go hit the streets. We first had to make a pit stop at Mason's house though to get some snackage and ask his mom if it was okay for him to go play outside longer. While his fellow team member was inside, Anthony got his game on and played some Nintendo Wii using Adam's entertainment system.


All was going all good in tha hood, until we started up the vehicle to leave and the drive lace broke.

Luckily, we've dealt with this sort of mechanical failure in the past and Anthony fixed it up in a jiff.

Now we're on the road! The first stop we hit was the bank to get some money. We parked Adam out by the curb, and while inside getting our cash, a masked hoodlum attempted to break into Adam and steal our shizz. This is ironic due to the fact that we were in front of a bank, which has lots and lots and lots of monies.

Unkown to the theif, our security system was activated when he attempted to break in. Our hearts go out to that man if he is still in one piece after that volley of lead shot at him by our lil' friend.

From the bank we proceeded on to the gas station to fill up. We won't go into detail where his gas cap is, you can use your imagination.

What a dirty little boy, he also needed to get washed!

With our errands done, we had the rest of the day to be the gangsters we knew we were all along.

Mason got dropped off by Anthony at his house later that day after their trip of pure, good ol' fashion gangster fun. Later on, and while driving Adam home, he got pulled over by a police officer. This is the footage recovered from the scene.
Authorities are currently searching for a white, 96' Adam Burt. If you have any leads to the vehicles whereabouts, please contact local authorities immediately.

We had some descent wheels, but it just wasn't turning heads. The two of us decided that our ride was in need of some definate pimpage. After minutes of hard work, sweat, and Jamba Juice, we got our end result. A pimped out, custom series 96' Adam Burt.

We went all out, price wasn't a problem. We would rather be broke then lame-o, not riding in style. Our ride got upgraded and gained some serious leverage on the awesome factor. The upgrades included a new paint job, GPS system constantly set on a map Manhattan, security, an entertainment system, some new wheels and, of course, a bumper sticker.



We were definately pleased by our new set of wheels. Now we can go out doing side shows and ghost riding with the elite. When Anthony first got on the vehicle, it was a natural fit.

One great feature we got installed in the 96' Burt was a four wheel drive that could take on any enviorment thrown at us. What fun we had going off roading, trecking through mountains and rolling through sand dunes. We now laugh in the face of rugged terrain.




After our extensive enviormental testing, we proceeded to go hit the streets. We first had to make a pit stop at Mason's house though to get some snackage and ask his mom if it was okay for him to go play outside longer. While his fellow team member was inside, Anthony got his game on and played some Nintendo Wii using Adam's entertainment system.


All was going all good in tha hood, until we started up the vehicle to leave and the drive lace broke.

Luckily, we've dealt with this sort of mechanical failure in the past and Anthony fixed it up in a jiff.

Now we're on the road! The first stop we hit was the bank to get some money. We parked Adam out by the curb, and while inside getting our cash, a masked hoodlum attempted to break into Adam and steal our shizz. This is ironic due to the fact that we were in front of a bank, which has lots and lots and lots of monies.

Unkown to the theif, our security system was activated when he attempted to break in. Our hearts go out to that man if he is still in one piece after that volley of lead shot at him by our lil' friend.

From the bank we proceeded on to the gas station to fill up. We won't go into detail where his gas cap is, you can use your imagination.

What a dirty little boy, he also needed to get washed!

With our errands done, we had the rest of the day to be the gangsters we knew we were all along.

Mason got dropped off by Anthony at his house later that day after their trip of pure, good ol' fashion gangster fun. Later on, and while driving Adam home, he got pulled over by a police officer. This is the footage recovered from the scene.
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Authorities are currently searching for a white, 96' Adam Burt. If you have any leads to the vehicles whereabouts, please contact local authorities immediately.
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posted by Tac Haberdash on July 7th, 2008 11:35 PM
You stretched the brother as car metaphor further than I could have possibly imagined. Well done.
This is just damn hilarious all around. Good work!