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Anthony Burt
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Last Logged In: September 17th, 2008
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Pimp My Ride by Anthony Burt

July 6th, 2008 8:46 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Just like in the TV show of the same name, make some fantastic upgrades to your vehicle. But unlike the TV show, the ride you pimp cannot be a car. It can be your bike, your shoes, your space hopper, your favorite city bus or train - whatever else that is not a car. Or you can surprise someone by pimping their bike, shoes, train, etc.

Perhaps have a Pimp My Ride Competition?

BWØ members Anthony Burt and Mason Matthews team up once again to pimp out, trick out, take the scenic route on Anthony's little brother, Adam. Here is a picture of our stock 96' Adam Burt.

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We had some descent wheels, but it just wasn't turning heads. The two of us decided that our ride was in need of some definate pimpage. After minutes of hard work, sweat, and Jamba Juice, we got our end result. A pimped out, custom series 96' Adam Burt.

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We went all out, price wasn't a problem. We would rather be broke then lame-o, not riding in style. Our ride got upgraded and gained some serious leverage on the awesome factor. The upgrades included a new paint job, GPS system constantly set on a map Manhattan, security, an entertainment system, some new wheels and, of course, a bumper sticker.

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We were definately pleased by our new set of wheels. Now we can go out doing side shows and ghost riding with the elite. When Anthony first got on the vehicle, it was a natural fit.

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One great feature we got installed in the 96' Burt was a four wheel drive that could take on any enviorment thrown at us. What fun we had going off roading, trecking through mountains and rolling through sand dunes. We now laugh in the face of rugged terrain.

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After our extensive enviormental testing, we proceeded to go hit the streets. We first had to make a pit stop at Mason's house though to get some snackage and ask his mom if it was okay for him to go play outside longer. While his fellow team member was inside, Anthony got his game on and played some Nintendo Wii using Adam's entertainment system.

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All was going all good in tha hood, until we started up the vehicle to leave and the drive lace broke.

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Luckily, we've dealt with this sort of mechanical failure in the past and Anthony fixed it up in a jiff.

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Now we're on the road! The first stop we hit was the bank to get some money. We parked Adam out by the curb, and while inside getting our cash, a masked hoodlum attempted to break into Adam and steal our shizz. This is ironic due to the fact that we were in front of a bank, which has lots and lots and lots of monies.

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Unkown to the theif, our security system was activated when he attempted to break in. Our hearts go out to that man if he is still in one piece after that volley of lead shot at him by our lil' friend.

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From the bank we proceeded on to the gas station to fill up. We won't go into detail where his gas cap is, you can use your imagination.

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What a dirty little boy, he also needed to get washed!

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With our errands done, we had the rest of the day to be the gangsters we knew we were all along.

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Mason got dropped off by Anthony at his house later that day after their trip of pure, good ol' fashion gangster fun. Later on, and while driving Adam home, he got pulled over by a police officer. This is the footage recovered from the scene.

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Authorities are currently searching for a white, 96' Adam Burt. If you have any leads to the vehicles whereabouts, please contact local authorities immediately.

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New 96' Adam Burt Custom series
Pimped 96' Adam Burt
OMG MODS
Entertainment system
Bumper sticker
First ride
Off roading
Moutain trecking
Moutain trecking
Desert
Wii!!!!!
Wii Sports
Broke the Lace
Fixin The Lace
Parked 96' Adam Burt
New Security system
Ghost Riding
Carwash
GAWD gas is exspensive
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posted by zer0gee on July 6th, 2008 10:07 PM

This is just damn hilarious all around. Good work!

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posted by Anthony Burt on July 6th, 2008 10:08 PM

Thank you, we aim to please

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posted by Jellybean of Thark on July 6th, 2008 10:16 PM

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!

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posted by Anthony Burt on July 6th, 2008 11:06 PM

How is it wrong exactly?

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posted by Tac Haberdash on July 7th, 2008 11:35 PM

You stretched the brother as car metaphor further than I could have possibly imagined. Well done.