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Allen Collade
Level 1: 10 points
Alltime Score: 175 points
Last Logged In: June 12th, 2009

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First Impressions by Allen Collade

February 11th, 2008 7:35 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Introduce yourself in a novel way.

This is the introduction. The introduction...to the introduction. I give my name, my real name, Alex, and make some witty comments on why I didn't use that name.

This is the bulk of the introduction, where I talk about my likes and dislikes. I don't bother listing them all, nobody wants to read all that, but I give a few examples. I go into a short anecdote about my younger years and my tendency towards self-avoidance, however I decide against going into specifics.

For the conclusion, I list a few virtues that I value. I do not assume that they apply to me, but I imply that they are what I strive to represent. I end on a humorous note, citing a friend's opinion of me, and deliver my personal motto "Just wing that mother".

7 vote(s)

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Augustus deCorbeau

 5

GYØ Ben

 5

Adam

 5

Tøm

 5

Flitworth

 5

teucer

 5

Coreopsis Major Bloden Melen


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9 comment(s)

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posted by Augustus deCorbeau on February 11th, 2008 10:33 PM

This is my comment. It expresses the enjoyment I've gained from reading your introduction.

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posted by GYØ Ben on February 12th, 2008 2:43 AM

This is a comment that explains intentions to vote, but instead finds fault in your perfectly legitimate and acceptable completion.

EDIT: This is an edit redacting the previous statement, and voting nonetheless.

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posted by Adam on February 12th, 2008 3:03 AM

This comment expressed my suprise in the fact I enjoyed you completion.

This is a line break.

So is this.

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posted by Tøm on February 12th, 2008 4:16 AM

This is a comment that is following trends set by previous comments.

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posted by Flitworth on February 12th, 2008 5:57 AM

This is a comment borne of a sensed obligation to continue the vote->comment pattern.

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posted by Burn Unit on February 12th, 2008 9:56 AM

This is a prescriptive comment encouraging further usage of said pattern while making it known that it would behoove the tasker to be more than descriptive in subsequent, dynamically tense praxis.

And that was the descriptive, proverbial period.

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posted by teucer on February 12th, 2008 10:01 AM

This comment makes reference to David Moser when it indicates that as this work is in fact The Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka none of these comments actually belong here.

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posted by JJason Recognition on February 12th, 2008 10:42 AM

This sentence has poor self esteem and wonders if it will ever find someone to love it.

While this sentence couldn't be more different - it's at peace with it's place at the world and has never been happier!

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posted by Coreopsis Major Bloden Melen on February 12th, 2008 9:18 PM

Title of the Song
Naive admission of love
Reluctance to accept that you are gone
Request to turn back time
And rectify my wrongs
Repetition of
The Title of the Song

With apologies to Da Vinci's Notebook....