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Julie Anne
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B.A.M!! by Julie Anne

March 11th, 2007 10:30 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Weird things happen in this city. To be fair, weird things happen in most cities, but there is something wonderfully eclectic about the odd occurrences in the SF area. These breaches in "reality" have been fondly dubbed B.A.Ms or Bay Area Moments and have been hypothesized to be a due in part to a nexus of energy lines that intersect directly under golden gate. The rest, I believe, we should blame on the 60s.

Have you ever been walking in Potrero Hill and all of a sudden for no apparent reason someone throws a hooker out of a moving car at you just as a knife fight breaks over a dispute involving rightful ownership of a house plant? B.A.M!!!

You are on campus in Berkeley when suddenly you realize you have mistakenly wandered directly into the middle of an a anti-fur rally with Abercrombie clad kids throwing fake blood on fake fur. To your left passes A chanting orange clad Buddhist processional in which everyone is inexplicably white, beyond which appears to be a S.C.A. meet where the black knight seems to be losing, and directly in front of you a homeless woman is performing a strip tease wile singing “Over There”. Luckily, a little old woman waddles by selling cookies; providing refreshments for the show......... B.A.M!!!


Document a B.A.M. of your own.

Oh man. I remember it was during my first few weeks that I had started at CAL...After a ridiculously long math class in a room of 450 people with a teacher who only spoke Russian fluently I decided to walk over to starbucks on Oxford. I got some tea and took a seat on one of the padded chairs. About three minutes after a sat down this bum came in wearing berkeley style (thick black framed) glasses, a torn vest, and a matching torn blazer (he even had the longer, curly, berkeley hair). He sat down with the hot water mixed with milk he had gotten and he began to read the newspaper. Every few minutes he would yell out with rage, "Look at what this world is coming to! I can't believe it!"......Then a few minutes later he looks up at me and says, "It's always nice to know what's going on in the world." Even the bums in Berkeley are pretentious. Hahaha

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posted by The Revelator on March 11th, 2007 11:51 PM

That is awesome.

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posted by Kisb on March 14th, 2007 6:20 PM

I'm sitting in the library at my school around a ton of very quiet people and this made me laugh outloud in a very obnoxious sort of way, it was that funny.