"Photo Booth is the opiate of the masses."
- Marl Karx

Despite philosophers opinions on the matter, we find Photo Booth quite stimulating and revealing. In this paper we will examine the consequences of its use using the tools of Neoculturalism.

Individuals develop a new persona, show a new facet, and can exhibit strange, unorthodox behavior when in the presence of Photo Booth.

In these cases, documented here, I have gathered volunteers to submit to my data-gathering experiment for the good of SFZero researchers and the larger war effort.

The hypothesis of the researchers involved is that current facial abnormalities and evolutions are on the rise, though a larger sample size will be necessary for statistical analysis. We hope to gather more data in the future, as well as contribute our findings to a larger body of work analyzing faces and their use in SFZero, culture, society and the universe.