15 points
Reverse Madlibs by Chris Falco, bird cordwangler
July 16th, 2006 6:04 AM
Bird provided the list of words, and I wrote the following story.
1. verb
2. noun
3. verb
4. animal
5. noun
6. place
7. emotion
8. insult
9. noun
10. part of the human anatomy
Late Night Coffee
In a city that doesn't (fornicate), I was working on locating some (missing toes). I had stopped off on lower 8th street for a (quick cuddle), thats when I got the call. It was late, and in this city, that meant darkness. Not your average darkness, but darkness carrying a bus full of evil, driven by a (wreckless fire breathing dragon-bunny).
I arrived on 244 West Main Street, the scene was rough on the eyes. However, in my years I had seen many sickening things that would make your stomach quiver, but even I had never seen someone (making love with a sock puppet). It was just sick and there was even a (casino) nearby, where children would be gathering once daylight broke. I fought to hold back the wave of (soul crushing depression) I was feeling. I wanted to find the son of a bitch who was responsible for this and yell "(You wasted shell of a human being!)".
The police and ambulence finally carted of the victim with the aid of a (tow truck). As I drove home, I felt sorry for the victim, and the months it would take to recover from such a tramuatic night, and the type of special care that would be needed. As I rode into the darkness, I chuckled as I realised I didnt even know the title of a doctor that studied for years in order to be proficiant in fixing (the bjoobies).
-Chris
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My wonderful bf Chris gave me this list of word ideas, I came up with the follwing story, and he plugged them in for me. Joyous fun was had by all!
1. Noun
2. Noun
3. Adverb
4. Noun
5. An Exclamation
6. verb
7. Proper Noun
8. Noun
9. Noun
10. Name of an art group
Recently, I decided that I needed a new (1.pink taco). Since my last one wore out, I've been using a (2.series of tubes) in it's place. It hasn't been working out too well. I (3.hip hopily) went to the nearest store to try and locate a new one. When I walked in the door, I tripped over a (4.cornhole) that was just lying there!
"(5.you're dead to me)!!" I shouted, as I fell to the floor and hit my knee. One of the store clerks (6.splashed) up to me and asked if I was alright. She introduced herself as (7.Zanda The Fluffy McPanda). I said I was alright about 90 times before she finally left me alone, but not until she offered me a free (8.bit of dried santorum) as an apology from the store.
I was so weirded out by the entire event, that I went home without even getting my new ( 9. pink taco). On the way back, I ran into the members of (10. Squirrels With 3 Nuts) at a bus stop. I was in the middle of telling them all how much I loved them when a giant (9.box of evil animal crackers) fell on top of them, killing them all instantly.
I had a really weird day.
-Bird
1. verb
2. noun
3. verb
4. animal
5. noun
6. place
7. emotion
8. insult
9. noun
10. part of the human anatomy
Late Night Coffee
In a city that doesn't (fornicate), I was working on locating some (missing toes). I had stopped off on lower 8th street for a (quick cuddle), thats when I got the call. It was late, and in this city, that meant darkness. Not your average darkness, but darkness carrying a bus full of evil, driven by a (wreckless fire breathing dragon-bunny).
I arrived on 244 West Main Street, the scene was rough on the eyes. However, in my years I had seen many sickening things that would make your stomach quiver, but even I had never seen someone (making love with a sock puppet). It was just sick and there was even a (casino) nearby, where children would be gathering once daylight broke. I fought to hold back the wave of (soul crushing depression) I was feeling. I wanted to find the son of a bitch who was responsible for this and yell "(You wasted shell of a human being!)".
The police and ambulence finally carted of the victim with the aid of a (tow truck). As I drove home, I felt sorry for the victim, and the months it would take to recover from such a tramuatic night, and the type of special care that would be needed. As I rode into the darkness, I chuckled as I realised I didnt even know the title of a doctor that studied for years in order to be proficiant in fixing (the bjoobies).
-Chris
______________________________________________________________
My wonderful bf Chris gave me this list of word ideas, I came up with the follwing story, and he plugged them in for me. Joyous fun was had by all!
1. Noun
2. Noun
3. Adverb
4. Noun
5. An Exclamation
6. verb
7. Proper Noun
8. Noun
9. Noun
10. Name of an art group
Recently, I decided that I needed a new (1.pink taco). Since my last one wore out, I've been using a (2.series of tubes) in it's place. It hasn't been working out too well. I (3.hip hopily) went to the nearest store to try and locate a new one. When I walked in the door, I tripped over a (4.cornhole) that was just lying there!
"(5.you're dead to me)!!" I shouted, as I fell to the floor and hit my knee. One of the store clerks (6.splashed) up to me and asked if I was alright. She introduced herself as (7.Zanda The Fluffy McPanda). I said I was alright about 90 times before she finally left me alone, but not until she offered me a free (8.bit of dried santorum) as an apology from the store.
I was so weirded out by the entire event, that I went home without even getting my new ( 9. pink taco). On the way back, I ran into the members of (10. Squirrels With 3 Nuts) at a bus stop. I was in the middle of telling them all how much I loved them when a giant (9.box of evil animal crackers) fell on top of them, killing them all instantly.
I had a really weird day.
-Bird