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Ben Whitehouse
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Last Logged In: January 18th, 2014
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Fake A Syndrome by Ben Whitehouse

February 4th, 2008 6:21 AM / Location: 24.4736,39.6054

INSTRUCTIONS: Fake a fake syndrome. Do not make fun of disabled people or with people Tourette's. Use your better judgement.

I've always wondered about my love of books.

I've always had a deep and enduring affection for books.

Apart from one incident my mother told me about. I was around 18 months old and was flipping through a "blacks medical dictionary" and apparently it wasn't stimulating enough for me so I attacked it with a brown crayon and scrawled over two pages. Then I sat quietly and continued reading as if nothing had just happened.

Since then my love and appreciation of books has bordered on the obsessive.

I wasn't aware that I had a syndrome and the research for this task has enlightened me to my sickened state.

Thank you SF0 for helping me identify my disability.

"My name is Ben and I suffer from Rashid's Syndrome".

Rashid's syndrome is also known by Fictonecrosis (popularly "bibliophagia").

The country of origin is Saudi Arabia and the first known case was from the tenth century when Hashim al-Rashid, a merchant of Medina, returned from travelling and started to display symptoms.

Fictonecrosis progresses through three stages. I would consider myself a stage two patient.

Stage one- restlessness, irritability and a vague but growing sense of unease.

Stage two- an urge to read that surpassess all other motivations; a crabbed, stooped posture caused by marked forward curvature of the spine and an impulse to smell and taste the leaves and binding of books.

Stage three is a fatal phase of fictonecrosis. The body attempts to compensate for stage two by creating a craving for paper and ink.

Thank you for listening and learning about fictonecrosis. I'm hoping to start a support group and that I don't drift into stage three.

- smaller

The Thackery T Lambshead Pocket Guide to Eccentric & Discredited Diseases.

The Thackery T Lambshead Pocket Guide to Eccentric & Discredited Diseases.

A very useful manual to have for this task.


Books

Books

I love 'em.


Lounge

Lounge

This is my chair in my lounge. A wee pile of books should I get bored. The hanger shouldn't be there.


Books and Dvd's

Books and Dvd's

Love can be disorganised.


More books

More books

I have a syndrome... I'm not alone!


Stage two behaviour

Stage two behaviour



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(no subject) +1
posted by Tricia Tanaka on February 4th, 2008 10:27 AM

Hey, I have this syndrome!

Books smell gooood

(no subject)
posted by Lizard Boy on February 4th, 2008 10:35 AM

But how are you faking having fictionecrosis?

Faking it...
posted by Ben Whitehouse on February 4th, 2008 10:45 AM

Well... I've been munching paper to make the people I work with think I've got it.

And I've announced that I have a fake syndrome to them. They're faking being supportive.

And the syndrome doesn't exist.

(no subject)
posted by Vena Nightmare on February 8th, 2008 2:49 PM

Smelling books is a symptom? Oh no!

(no subject) +1
posted by SNORLAX on April 11th, 2008 1:23 PM

i especially like the stage 2 behavior picture!

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posted by Adam on April 11th, 2008 3:19 PM

That copy of War and Peace almost looks like it's been read.

Can this be?

(no subject)
posted by Not Here No More on April 11th, 2008 4:57 PM

LAMBSHEAD!!!!!!!!!!

(no subject)
posted by Sparrows Fall on April 11th, 2008 7:00 PM

VANDERMEER!!!!!!!!!!

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posted by Sparrows Fall on April 11th, 2008 7:07 PM

And World War Z, and Cloud Atlas, and Jennifer Government, and the Zombie Survival Guide, and A Spot of Bother and American Gods, and Wicked, and Monster Island, and Fingersmith, and INVISIBLE CITIES!!!

War and Peace...
posted by Ben Whitehouse on April 12th, 2008 12:33 AM

It has been read.

Jojo (she features in other completions) talked to me lots and lots about suicide and losing the will to live as part of her dissertation. So to join in the fun and games I read war and peace. I draw the line at Clarissa.

Looking too closely...
posted by Ben Whitehouse on April 12th, 2008 12:35 AM

I didn't realise my choice of books would be closely looked at.

There are three or four bookshelves that didn't make it onto this completion.

Step 4 of my twelve steps will enable me to "take personal inventory" and I'll know where everything is.

(I'm a big Neil Gaiman/Max Brooks/Italo Calvino fan)

(no subject)
posted by kara boyer on May 2nd, 2008 5:28 PM

i may suffer from the same syndrome

(no subject) +2
posted by Rachel's Reflection on June 25th, 2008 8:19 PM

Your photos of books are making me drool... uh oh. Is that a symptom?

That is indeed a symptom
posted by Ben Whitehouse on July 18th, 2008 7:06 AM

You need help... but I'm not sure asking a fellow sufferer is a good idea.