Fake A Syndrome by Ben Whitehouse
February 4th, 2008 6:21 AM / Location: 24.4736,39.6054I've always had a deep and enduring affection for books.
Apart from one incident my mother told me about. I was around 18 months old and was flipping through a "blacks medical dictionary" and apparently it wasn't stimulating enough for me so I attacked it with a brown crayon and scrawled over two pages. Then I sat quietly and continued reading as if nothing had just happened.
Since then my love and appreciation of books has bordered on the obsessive.
I wasn't aware that I had a syndrome and the research for this task has enlightened me to my sickened state.
Thank you SF0 for helping me identify my disability.
"My name is Ben and I suffer from Rashid's Syndrome".
Rashid's syndrome is also known by Fictonecrosis (popularly "bibliophagia").
The country of origin is Saudi Arabia and the first known case was from the tenth century when Hashim al-Rashid, a merchant of Medina, returned from travelling and started to display symptoms.
Fictonecrosis progresses through three stages. I would consider myself a stage two patient.
Stage one- restlessness, irritability and a vague but growing sense of unease.
Stage two- an urge to read that surpassess all other motivations; a crabbed, stooped posture caused by marked forward curvature of the spine and an impulse to smell and taste the leaves and binding of books.
Stage three is a fatal phase of fictonecrosis. The body attempts to compensate for stage two by creating a craving for paper and ink.
Thank you for listening and learning about fictonecrosis. I'm hoping to start a support group and that I don't drift into stage three.
The Thackery T Lambshead Pocket Guide to Eccentric & Discredited Diseases.

A very useful manual to have for this task.
Lounge

This is my chair in my lounge. A wee pile of books should I get bored. The hanger shouldn't be there.
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But how are you faking having fictionecrosis?
Well... I've been munching paper to make the people I work with think I've got it.
And I've announced that I have a fake syndrome to them. They're faking being supportive.
And the syndrome doesn't exist.
Smelling books is a symptom? Oh no!
i especially like the stage 2 behavior picture!
That copy of War and Peace almost looks like it's been read.
Can this be?
And World War Z, and Cloud Atlas, and Jennifer Government, and the Zombie Survival Guide, and A Spot of Bother and American Gods, and Wicked, and Monster Island, and Fingersmith, and INVISIBLE CITIES!!!
It has been read.
Jojo (she features in other completions) talked to me lots and lots about suicide and losing the will to live as part of her dissertation. So to join in the fun and games I read war and peace. I draw the line at Clarissa.
I didn't realise my choice of books would be closely looked at.
There are three or four bookshelves that didn't make it onto this completion.
Step 4 of my twelve steps will enable me to "take personal inventory" and I'll know where everything is.
(I'm a big Neil Gaiman/Max Brooks/Italo Calvino fan)
Your photos of books are making me drool... uh oh. Is that a symptom?
You need help... but I'm not sure asking a fellow sufferer is a good idea.
Hey, I have this syndrome!
Books smell gooood