Yep. I thought that after the Local Elections, national sympathy just wouldn't be enough for the Labour Party, and Gordon Brown in general. So I thought I'd send him something in memory. Yes, Gordon Brown, the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. That douchebag.

Seeing as he was promoted to the post by default after his long term lover colleague Tony Blair decided to step down (which is a bit unfair), he could do with a bit of TLC.

So in the package (which I've yet to acquire an envelope or a packaging letter thingy), I included the following:

A peg - to put on the bridge of his nose to escape the pain of losing on record-breaking standards on the local elections!

A CD - to relax and inspire one of Britain's most intelligent minds. Also to avoid an even bigger defeat than last time. It includes well known hits such as 'Always Look on the Bright Side of Life' as featured in the epic film Life of Brian, 'Fix You' by Coldplay. and 'Under the Bridge' by Red Hot Chili Peppers (just in case he forgot what the peg was for).

Tony Blair picture - to remind him of how things were under Brotha Blair.

Policy copy - A copy of his policies straight off of the Labour website just in case he forgets them.

50p off coupon for Battling Bulldog Beer - to help him get back to his 'right honourable' position. Yes, Gordon, you still have to pay and contribute to the economy, that's what you would have wanted!

I look forward to posting this to 10 Downing Street, but for now, I have to find the bloody thing to post it with!

Never mind Gordon, there's always next year.i