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IntermezzoBeard
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Alphabet Soup Redux by IntermezzoBeard

June 24th, 2007 10:37 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Inspired by Alphabet Soup.

Write a story in which the first word in every sentence starts with the next letter of the alphabet. You may start with any letter, you must use all of them.

Example: "Giggles died down in the small group around the campfire as our group leader began another story. Her choice this time was horror. I was not afraid..."

These are excerpts from documents on a laptop I stole from Haliburton. It's pretty strange how this all worked out, you know, considering the challenge and the way the passages are worded. Really, I don't deserve points for this, I'm just the messenger. Here goes.

Allowable benefits considered enticement for generic humans: island jaunts, kites, languid moonlight, noncommittal orgasms, peripatetic quarantine (religion).



and

Suborning tautalogically using value words x-es youngster zeitgeists.



I don't feel it's appropriate to print anymore. I firmly believe in every corporation's right to privacy.


- smaller

The laptop

The laptop

It's real.


Sticker on the laptop

Sticker on the laptop

Proof that the laptop is, in fact, from Haliburton. And that my coffee table is awesome.



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But...
posted by K! on June 24th, 2007 11:57 PM

But-but this is redux. You completed the original alphabet soup task.

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posted by Ink Tea on June 25th, 2007 6:51 PM

Yes. Backwards! This soup, not redux. Good, though.

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posted by IntermezzoBeard on June 25th, 2007 6:53 PM

shoot. Imagine that. Failing to read instructions. Draw a picture of a triangle. Stand up and shout your name. Do three pushups. Disregard all previous instructions.