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Alphabet Soup Redux by IntermezzoBeard
June 24th, 2007 10:37 PM
These are excerpts from documents on a laptop I stole from Haliburton. It's pretty strange how this all worked out, you know, considering the challenge and the way the passages are worded. Really, I don't deserve points for this, I'm just the messenger. Here goes.
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I don't feel it's appropriate to print anymore. I firmly believe in every corporation's right to privacy.
Allowable benefits considered enticement for generic humans: island jaunts, kites, languid moonlight, noncommittal orgasms, peripatetic quarantine (religion).
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Suborning tautalogically using value words x-es youngster zeitgeists.
I don't feel it's appropriate to print anymore. I firmly believe in every corporation's right to privacy.
Sticker on the laptop

Proof that the laptop is, in fact, from Haliburton. And that my coffee table is awesome.
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posted by Ink Tea on June 25th, 2007 6:51 PM
Yes. Backwards! This soup, not redux. Good, though.
posted by IntermezzoBeard on June 25th, 2007 6:53 PM
shoot. Imagine that. Failing to read instructions. Draw a picture of a triangle. Stand up and shout your name. Do three pushups. Disregard all previous instructions.
But-but this is redux. You completed the original alphabet soup task.