These are excerpts from documents on a laptop I stole from Haliburton. It's pretty strange how this all worked out, you know, considering the challenge and the way the passages are worded. Really, I don't deserve points for this, I'm just the messenger. Here goes.

Allowable benefits considered enticement for generic humans: island jaunts, kites, languid moonlight, noncommittal orgasms, peripatetic quarantine (religion).

and

Suborning tautalogically using value words x-es youngster zeitgeists.

I don't feel it's appropriate to print anymore. I firmly believe in every corporation's right to privacy.