The University and the Revolutionary
a Doggerel Mini-Monomyth

The Revolutionary's threat,
to deny the Uni access
to the magical land of Praxis,
did not make the Uni sweat.

The Uni though to ask its friends to lend a hand.
It thought, "they will toil
to help me foil
The Revolutionary's evil plan."

But the Uni's friends saw no need to join the fight.
They said, "Uni,
You're a brick house, baby.
The Revolutionary will huff and puff and knock himself out."

So Uni stood its ground,
and when the evil tried to knock it down,
it cried "I'm mighty mighty!
Sure enough to knock a man to his knees!"

And it did.
Take my word,
the world's a better place for it.
I'm just letting it all hang out.