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I've actually heard the government forced Nickelodeon to cancelInvader Zim because it carried a rider signal that caused the Idaho Chip to short out.
shoot. Imagine that. Failing to read instructions. Draw a picture of a triangle. Stand up and shout your name. Do three pushups. Disregard all previous instructions.
You certainly got awesome all over this task. I was gonna go chuck bricks at the lizards at the zoo, but you guys nailed this one so hard I'm not even going to bother.
The live audience, spinning fireball, and sleazy dragon get you ten points from me.
shit, I just saw Lank's "shadow" pics. Sorry for ripping you off.
Thank you for fighting the good fight: we cannot allow them to infiltrate and pollute our precious bodily fluids with their syrups.
I hope they reply again.
Oh, good god. My dad's lived near that sign for a decade. I lived by that sign for four years. I still walk by it every time I visit my family. Clement street is really a goldmine for this task, and a good source for excellent Chinese food and 99 cent light bulbs.
Oh lordy, but do I sympathize. The absolute worst is when they then proceed to chew on the bit of nail they've broken off.
i am the Loc-Nar. Break out the Plutonium Nyborg or suffer my wrath.