There are a small number of days of my life that I treasure as life-alteringly inspiring. Profoundly memorable. Full of love and friends and play and joy. Days like those come along maybe once a year if you're lucky and open-minded enough. You canno...

Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar Who could think you under the table.

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Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel, (And Wittgenstein was a beery swine Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.)

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle.

Just in case you all don't know, this guy was the first to calculate Pi and he did so in 1674. Archemedies got close, but without calculus it is touch buisness