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Cakelyn
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We, The Horny by Cakelyn

September 22nd, 2006 10:02 AM

INSTRUCTIONS: Post a request on the Casual Encounters section of Craigslist.org requesting something that you truly desire.

For example, demand a large green orc with loin cloth, real axe and green warty cock.

This task is entitled "Wanna get down and dirty?"

This is what it says:

Female and Male couple seeking Male of any age to get down and dirty in their room. It hasn't been cleaned in over a month and is in dire need of a good scrub down

Tasks will include:
-folding clothes
-vaccuming
-organizing bookshelf and closet
-LOTS of laundry
-taking out trash
-dusting
-scrubbing the walls

If desired Kitchen and living room are also available. Clothing optional.

Here's the link to the posting

I do desperatly need to get my room cleaned and haven't had the time to do it, so here's keeping my fingers crossed.

Updated 8:10 pm 9/22:
I recieved 25 responces in only a day!!!

Some of my favorites are as follows:

"My god how did things get so out of hand? send me a picture of both of you and I'll return mine."

"that is a good one . are you going to count how many people reply with reading the message"

"Ok how much do you guys are willing to pay.I am a
white 40years old male"

"lol.....well am not much of a neat freak but ill def come on over and clean .....here are a cpl pics let me know if you guys are interested"

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Ha!
posted by Cameron on September 22nd, 2006 10:21 AM

I'm imagining the dawning dissapointment of your average craiglsist surfer as he reads through this posting...

Disappointing most...
posted by Orion on September 22nd, 2006 10:37 AM

...but someone will really get into this. I bet you get a ton of responses.

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posted by anna one on September 28th, 2006 11:07 PM

so, what I want to know... did anybody get the job?