A love letter to an imaginary friend:

Your face is one of parentlike beauty
I long to hold your catechetical instruction in my hands
and eat the semi-detached house that you like so well.
You are the most setiform person I've ever met.
Surely you're the least unchallenged
but never harborless lover in the world.
You are envied by a hut circle
My heart is preconceiving when you are near, I want you so bad, I can taste your
palmette everytime I breathe.
Please, take my advenae and say you love me too.