Building the resume was easy. All of the things I wanted to do as a kid, things I wanted to go as I got older, and things I want to do when I get done doing other things.

I posted it on Monster.com, and will be checking my email for incoming responses! Here is the link:
http://my.monster.com/Resume/ViewResume.aspx?resumeid=114758262

And the resume itself is pasted it below. As I get responses, I will post them!

Chelsea T. Revelator
Liberal_punk@yahoo.com

Mischief, Truth-Finding, Consulting

Proven leader in areas of analytical reading of historical texts, bullwhip accuracy, sword combat and awesome riffs.

Kingdom of Rohan, 3010–3019 of the Third Age

·Page to Theodred, Heir to the Throne of Rohan, 1310 – 1312.
oPrimary duties included sharpening swords, polishing armor, feeding of horses.
·Promoted to Second Sergeant of the Green Riders, 1312 – 1316.
oResponsibilities included leading troops, overseeing camp operations, logistics of supply trains.
·Promoted to Captain of Green Riders, 1316 – 1319
oOriginal Captain of Green Riders killed by Orcs.
oResponsibilities included:
§Leading troops en masse during War of the Ring.
§Handling of justice and affairs of Rohirrim within jurisdiction.
§Fighting wildmen of hills.
§Engaging in combat with Sons of Gondor against Orc army of Sauron.

The Museum, 1940 – 1947

·Research Assistant to Professor H. Jones, 1940 – 1945.
oInterpreted puzzles, glyphs, maps and geographic features.
oSuccessfully expanded areas of knowledge in Sumerian texts, Viking lore, Biblical studies and Silk Road folklore.
·Promoted to Antiquity Chair of Religious and Global Studies, 1945.
oSuccessfully completed several adventures, including aspects of:
§Snake poison extraction via suction.
§Use of bullwhip to cross gouges in earth.
§Dodging poisoned arrowtips.
§Cross-cultural negotiation with natives.
§Skillful avoidance of marriage to various chief’s daughters.
oRecovered of The Shield of the Last Templar Knight. Sword of the Last Templar Knight was unfortunately broken in half by bumbling sidekick.
oDiscovered site of Library of Alexandria.

Miles Davis Ensemble, 1960 – 1979

·Played alto saxophone, guitar and bass on tour with Miles Davis.
oSpecialized in amazing saxophone solos, phenomenally groovy bass lines and funky yet understated guitar work.

California State University, Fullerton, 2006 – 2009

·Graduate Student of History
oResearch specialties are Vikings, Mongols, Silk Road, Latin American Revolutions, language history, and Galileo.
oFavorite Student of Medieval Professors, but don’t tell the other students, they’ll get jealous.

Fullerton College, 2018 – 2025

·Professor of World History, 2018 – 2022.
oTaught classes in areas of Medieval European history, Silk Road studies, Cross-Atlantic contact, Norse studies, history of language.
oSuccessfully changed lives of community college students by introducing challenging ideas about writing and historical study.
oFaculty Advisor for Fullerton College History club.
·Department Chair, History, 2022 – 2025.
oRepresented History Department at cross-faculty meetings.
oActed as liaison between union and professors of history.
oContinued teaching courses.
oTook History Club on several field trips to Mayan ruins, Great Pyramids, Library of Alexandria.

Nomad, 2025 – Present

·Breeding, raising and herding of horses on Eurasian steppe, somewhere in Mongolia perhaps.
·Achieved 370 miles to a tank of gas while on road trip from Yellowknife, Canada, to Buenos Aires, Argentina.
oWhile in Buenos Aires, Argentina, met, tangoed with and married spicy Latina.