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Self portrait from a broken camera phone while driving through the maze. One of 9,857,256,356 angles of TheMuse.
Necowmancer (Nek-ow-Man-Sir) One who has the ability to conjur and control undead cows. See: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Undead+Cow The farmers of Harris Ranch were dismayed to discover that undead cows led by a rival farm's n...
This is how my eye looks when I see boys in kilts.
The Rubin Mafia Army plots war against Easter Island.
The Universe Revolves Around You. Ever have one of those friends with that annoying Eyore complex? Someone who has the self confidence of Neil from the Young Ones, who needs constant reassurance that the world does not see them as useless pile of g...
While moving, a DVD was accidentally left in the tray of the DVD player, became dislodged and got stuck in the "guts" of the machine. Not to be bothered with fishing it out, I just left it there. When my new roomates would attempt to watch DVDs over ...
I run a big theme camp at the Burning Man festival. During our last management meeting we had the blessing/curse of a keg and these were the only notes I ended up taking, which actually represent weeks and weeks of work that needs to be organized/ann...
Via IM, I told my roomate (who is terrified of spiders) that I found a black widow nest in her room. TheMuse: I think there is a black widown nest in your room Pink: ? Pink: where did that come from TheMuse: I was putting something in your closet an...
I covet, worship and adore my netflix. I like to keep them warm and safe, close to my body as much as possible. When no one is looking I like to give them kisses.
Sometimes your office supplies have issues of their own and need external help. Through intense hypnosis I can return them to their stellar levels of performance.