INSTRUCTIONS: Using online translation tools, "encrypt" some text (that you write or find) by translating it multiple times into different languages and then back into English.
For instance, "The drive to play San Francisco Zero" translated from English to German to French to Italian to English again becomes "The order of Saint game Francisco".
...is indeed up there in the canon, between Balzac and Coleridge (if only alphabetically). As I understand it, he used just such a process to write his infamous, tortured, introduction...