We wrote some Haiku
About things that don't belong.
Fucking outsiders!

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You can view the pics to read the Haiku, but here they are anyway. By the way, Cooking with Pooh is available online at Amazon, here.

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What are those brown chips
That Winnie is cooking with?
I don't eat shit, jerk!

Flat Quilmes Bottle
Next to all the normal ones
Did they beat you up?

Hydrant with a shirt
What are you dressing up for?
Show us your titties!

Silly broken fence
Tried to keep the mad cows in
Now they chant, "Freeeeeeedommmmm!!!!"

Bent barrier pole
Hunched compared to the straight ones
Need some Viagra?