Walked by the Washington Mutual ATM on Polk and California. The guy at the machine was on his cell phone and left his ATM card in the machine. He quickly went back to his car and drove off. I quickly pulled the ATM card out of the slot and ran after his car, waving his ATM card at him until he noticed me. He stopped, rolled down his window, and I gave him his card back. He was really grateful. He offered me compensation, and I REFUSED!!! Boy, that guy must've had some good karma coming to him...

Didn't know how to document this... If you're the guy driving a black Mercedes SUV in the Polk Gulch, maybe you can corroborate my story (fat chance, I'm sure... hahaha).