10 points
Language "Encryption" by Tim Erbil
March 24th, 2006 12:41 AM
The text:
"It was during my second senior year when Mom found Jesus Christ. His spirit was trapped inside an old Nana Shepard's bottle that Mom picked out of the dumpster behind the 7-11. Mom brought the bottle inside and sat it down on top of the TV. Then she told all of us kids to gather around, and then she explained how Jesus lived in the bottle, and how, if she wanted to, she could call him out to do her bidding. Sis said it reminded her of an old TV show, and Mom slapped her and called her a heretic. I didn't say anything, cause I just still remember the time outside the Safeway, when it took 4 security guards to hold Mom down."
English > Spanish > French > Russian > English
"It was during my largest second year, when mom found Christ's Iisusa. Reason was caught in the old bottle of Shepard de girl, which this mom selected container as 7-11. Mom brought bottle in and settle below higher televisions. Then she said that all above us we banter in order to unite all around, and then, it it were explained, as Khesus it lived in the bottle, and as, she did want it in, it could poskupit'sya about this to make its order. Sister said that it her resembled old television exhibition, and moms, to whom give slap it and it him she were named heretic. 4 nothing he said, reason, I resemble hardly another time out of Safeway, when it took in 4 watchmen of guarantee in order to have a mom below."
I'm impressed.
"It was during my second senior year when Mom found Jesus Christ. His spirit was trapped inside an old Nana Shepard's bottle that Mom picked out of the dumpster behind the 7-11. Mom brought the bottle inside and sat it down on top of the TV. Then she told all of us kids to gather around, and then she explained how Jesus lived in the bottle, and how, if she wanted to, she could call him out to do her bidding. Sis said it reminded her of an old TV show, and Mom slapped her and called her a heretic. I didn't say anything, cause I just still remember the time outside the Safeway, when it took 4 security guards to hold Mom down."
English > Spanish > French > Russian > English
"It was during my largest second year, when mom found Christ's Iisusa. Reason was caught in the old bottle of Shepard de girl, which this mom selected container as 7-11. Mom brought bottle in and settle below higher televisions. Then she said that all above us we banter in order to unite all around, and then, it it were explained, as Khesus it lived in the bottle, and as, she did want it in, it could poskupit'sya about this to make its order. Sister said that it her resembled old television exhibition, and moms, to whom give slap it and it him she were named heretic. 4 nothing he said, reason, I resemble hardly another time out of Safeway, when it took in 4 watchmen of guarantee in order to have a mom below."
I'm impressed.