pockets:
tin of altoids
medicated chapstick
motorola v60i with red cover, blinking blue led keypad, and soldered phone jack antenna
canon s550 digital camera (card cleared every time the images are downloaded so most likely not much on it)
fine tip red sharpie
keys
wallet

phone book:
21 techie friends all listed under aliases
3 business associates
4 services
2 family


keys:
older (2000) bmw key
newer (2003) bmw key
old (1977) mercedes key
old (1940s?) house key
3 contemporary dead bolt keys
mail box key
dead amd 1900+ (palomino core)
heat spreader from amd k6-2 366mhz cpu
metal bmw fob
leather fob missing the logo (was mercedes)
faux climber clip

wallet:
2 1 dollar bills
nevada drivers license
university of nevada reno student id
aaa plus card
blue cross health card
3 state farm insurance cards
3 visa cards (2 credit only and 1 credit/debit)
mastercard credit/debit card
discover card
sears card
rasputin discount card
kinkos express pay card
hawaii learners permit
4 bart tickets (4.30, 1.90, .20, .15) ... only one is the newer plastic type
defcon 13 hotel key card
card stating my 4th amendment rights
30 business cards, 3 are my own

business cards - non techie:
paintball store
airsoft store
dentist
2 italian restaurants
car mechanic
bmw dealer
bmw service
jeweler
nations hamburgers
tobacco shop

business cards - tech:
2 techie friends
spy shop
security convention
computer history museum director
weirdstuff
wireless equipment
non profit computer recyclers
professor
security group
computer forensics
surplus dealer

business cards - frequent customer cards:
taxis hamburgers, ready for the free meal punch
2 sandwitch shops
fruit drink shop
coffee shop

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the camera, phone, amd cpus on the key ring, and half of the business cards prove that the person has something to do with computers.... a few business cards are specific to computer security
it appears that the person is well off, with bmws and the like, but only has 2 dollars to his name
has multiple residences as the keys show
attends school in reno nv
smokes tobacco, pipes or cigars (the latter is the case here)
likes italian food
plays paintball and/or airsoft (only the latter in this case)
never got his free meal at taxis hamburgers

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nothing is far off the mark and little is left to say
if i am to add anything to my pockets it would be a knife .... every once in a while i wish i had the security of a piece of sharp metal