INSTRUCTIONS: As you've no doubt heard, MSN, Yahoo!, and perhaps others complied with a Department of Justice subpoena requesting one week's worth of search queries and one million random websites. We'd like you to request the same information. Since there are no privacy concerns, we imagine they'll comply. Here are a few points:

• You may not have much luck unless you can put together a subpoena, and are the government
• You might try asking Jeeves, who, in what must have been a blow to his self-esteem, wasn't asked for similar information.
• We wonder what format the data was provided in. If it looks like you'll be successful, why not demand that MSN provide the search data in OpenDocument format?
• Come to think of it, we'd rather you not upload huge database dumps to SF0. So just post your request, any response you receive, and - if you're successful - some graphical representation of some subset of the data.
• If you don't get a response from the search engines, but really have your heart set on a massive data set, try asking AT&T for random phone call origins/destinations (by city/state/country) and lengths, or eBay for the content (no user info) of one million random pieces of feedback.