15 points
Alan Keyes by Vector Jimenex
June 2nd, 2006 6:48 PM
So this one I did in the "letters from a nut" style, hopefully the FBI will come to my door soon or something. Here is the letter.
Dear Ms. Michele,
First, let me say thank you for doing what you do. I am inquiring about a visit from Mr. Keyes to the office staff here at the Los Angeles County Correctional Facility. Mr. Keyes would not be mixing with any of the blacks or Mexicans in the actual prison, only the employees in the administrative sector. You see, I believe there is a certain lack of ethics, Managerial ethics specifically, which I feel Mr. Keyes could really enlighten us on. Although we are not able to offer extensive compensation, I assure you, there will be 10 or 12 eager listeners absorbing every word that you say.
I hope this can be worked out and the hiring of undocumented immigrants can soon be reduced.
Thank you,
Humberto Jimenez
Personnel Manager
Los Angeles County Correctional Facility
Dear Ms. Michele,
First, let me say thank you for doing what you do. I am inquiring about a visit from Mr. Keyes to the office staff here at the Los Angeles County Correctional Facility. Mr. Keyes would not be mixing with any of the blacks or Mexicans in the actual prison, only the employees in the administrative sector. You see, I believe there is a certain lack of ethics, Managerial ethics specifically, which I feel Mr. Keyes could really enlighten us on. Although we are not able to offer extensive compensation, I assure you, there will be 10 or 12 eager listeners absorbing every word that you say.
I hope this can be worked out and the hiring of undocumented immigrants can soon be reduced.
Thank you,
Humberto Jimenez
Personnel Manager
Los Angeles County Correctional Facility