INSTRUCTIONS: Discover your player's celebrity doppleganger by uploading your player photo to myheritage.com (you may use bugmenot if you don't want to register). The site will analyze your face and determine which celebrities you most resemble. It will also add you to an anti-terrorist government database thereby preventing you from taking commercial airline flights for the rest of your life.
I recently uploaded a photo of a friend with an incredibly elastic face doing a monkey impression. Partial results: Albert Einstein, William Faulkner, Marcel Proust, Virginia Woolf. No joke.