Ok, in order from top to bottom, left to right.

California ID
UC Berkeley ID
US ARMY ID
Bank of America ATM
2 Credit cards
Berkeley public library card
Sumo Burger Free burger stamp type card
blockbuster card
1 credit card
Costco membership card
Fraustos Business card
Safeway Member Card
Picture of girlfriend (for when I land on dessert island and only have a photo to keep me going)
Bank acct information
LA Library card
Medical card
two free tickets to "The Bridge Cinema Deluxe" In LA
"I allow you to rip my body apart and take what you want if Im in a car accident" DMV Card
Piratey Monkeys business card
Girlfriends business card
Hollywood video card
Reel card
Library card
picture of girlfriend
5 bundles of paper money
1 letter


I think someone may find this and say "Man this guy sure liked movies and bundling his money", what I noticed was that it was just far too serious, so inspired by Jason Schupp business card, I put a joker in the above deck