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Iaman
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The Banality of Evil by Iaman

May 3rd, 2008 7:21 PM

INSTRUCTIONS: Do something evil while listening to your favorite music and eating a nice meal.

This weekend, I am visiting my family in the suburbs, celebrating my birthday weekend. Yes, I'm hitting that altogether unimportant milestone of 20 years existence. Utterly unimportant, but I suppose the fact that I have survived another year is some sort of accomplishment. The aforementioned family and I, along with a friend of mine who shall go unnamed, went out this fine evening for a nice meal at a fine eating establishment.

Proper fork-handling

As you can see, I am quite the proper gent. My form is absolutely spectacular.

Look at that form!

Really, I mean, you simply cannot hold a fork better than that.

But alas, I decided to dig out an artifact I had managed to... acquire... earlier in the week, and elected to see what sort of effect it had upon me. Unfortunately, I seem to have blanked out about what happened in the next half an hour, and the only clues I am left with are these two pictures captured by my friend, along with the fleeting strains of a song.

Oh no! What has happened?

Look at that fork! That's not how you properly hold a fork at all! I am

That is not how a proper gent eats!

- smaller

Proper fork-handling

Proper fork-handling

Iaman is a rather proper gent, as you can see.


Look at that form!

Look at that form!

It's rather spectacular.


Oh no! What has happened?

Oh no! What has happened?

And what's that on his chest?


That is not how a proper gent eats!

That is not how a proper gent eats!

Not at all!



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posted by teucer on May 3rd, 2008 7:26 PM

Vote for upping the banality by means of excessively mild evil.

Also for the artifact and its utterly mysterious origins and effects.

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posted by Iaman on May 3rd, 2008 7:41 PM

Doktor Harmon, you have fooled me!

And to think, I trusted you!

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posted by teucer on May 3rd, 2008 7:44 PM

What, you think the real one would have come so cheap?

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posted by Iaman on May 3rd, 2008 7:49 PM

That flag is worth more than you seem to think, Doktor.

Much more than you seem to think.

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posted by teucer on May 3rd, 2008 7:53 PM

Perhaps. Or perhaps CG0 people are just far too ready to part with their flags.

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posted by JJason Recognition on May 4th, 2008 3:15 PM

"That flag is worth more than you seem to think, Doktor.

Much more than you seem to think"


Heh. Heh. Heh.

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posted by Ink Tea on May 4th, 2008 8:46 PM

perhaps CG0 people are just far to ready to part with their flags.

Ha!

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posted by teucer on May 5th, 2008 1:52 PM

It should be noted that while I am happy to tease them about that, I do recognize the value of the flag and have taken stringent measures to ensure that it is protected from capture or destruction.

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posted by The Animus on May 3rd, 2008 11:51 PM

.... So... How evil is it if its fake....?

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posted by teucer on May 4th, 2008 12:10 AM

Not nearly as evil as the real one - but still tainted with evil, as the bandanna came from Wal-Mart.

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posted by JJason Recognition on May 4th, 2008 3:16 PM

More importantly, look at those table manners! Atrocious!

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posted by salad fingers on May 4th, 2008 3:18 AM

*si - g - h* is that a... rusty... spoon??