The Note

I had a few questions for my local phallus.

The Tools

Supplies I used to support and waterproof my note.

Measurements

I diligently measured the size of the note so I could cut an equally sized piece of pizza box to paste to it, providing structural protection against the forces of nature.

Pizza Box Back

Pizza Box measured, cut and photographed.

Mounted

My note mounted to the pizza box.

Laminated

My laminated note. Duct tape and an old plastic bag were used to waterproof my note.

Laminated Frontal

Frontal view of laminated note.

Me with my note.

Documentation of me holding note.

Twined Note

This is an image documenting my original plan in its nascent stage. I had planned on using the twine shown here to tie my note around the base of the monument.

Logan Square Monument

This is the monument for which I wrote the note. I had planned on using the twine seen in previous picture to tie the note around the base of the monument but I grossly misunderestimated the circumference of seen monument. I therefore had to entertain other possibilities.

Note on Lamppost

I ended up tying the note around a lamppost in front of the monument. I feel this was a satisfactory alternative because the note is clearly visible to anyone approaching the statue from the front.

Note on Post

The note on the post.

View of note, posts, monument.

This image was taken from the front of the monument. Note the conspicuousness of note to anyone approaching the column. Also note the eagle which sits on top of column. I specifically address the eagle's ability to see the Chicago skyline from its perch in my note.