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Sombrero Guy
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New Ark by Sombrero Guy

June 11th, 2008 9:00 AM

INSTRUCTIONS: Build an ark to preserve as many species of life as possible in the coming flood.

Populate it with pairs of animals---the more the better.

Finally, a new task completion!
This is the first I've done for a while, but I hope to follow it up with more, rather than an empty gap in time like I have done previously.

So what do you do when God comes down and tells you that there's going to be a flood? As an atheist, I was not willing to take the warning seriously at first, but when a light shower fell one morning, I decided I'd better make preparations...

My first idea for this task was to make HMS Origami II. However, due to the failure of HMS Origami, I decided to make an ark from a new design. I collected these materials:
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The constuction of the boat was relatively easy. I haven't put all of the photos in this write-up, but they are accessable from the bottom of the page.
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I then tested the boat, which was a lot more successful than my previous boat design.
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The next stage was naming the boat. I stuck with simply calling it New Ark, although when I'd got the name written on in with tipp-ex correction tape, it looked more like Newark:
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The last addition to my ark came about by chance. I found the head of a stag beetle on the lawn in my garden. Presumably a bird had eaten it, but they leave behind the heads because they are too tough to swallow. Anyway, I put this find to good use as a figurehead for the ark, because all good ships have a figurehead.
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In the evening I set a pitfall trap to catch some insects to populate my ark. I was hoping for something big, perhaps even a living stag beetle.
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As it turned out, all I got from the trap was a small colony of ants. But I carried on looking around the garden for creatures that needed saving.
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Although it is true that I lost a few creatures to the dangerous waters of my pond, I think you'll agree after seeing this photo that it was not entirely my fault.
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After some successful insect collecting, I set sail.
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In the evening I set the pitfall trap in a different place, where I had found the most creatures in the day. The second day's collection was far more successful:
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I was particularly pleased with the collection of a pair of millipedes which were, in the absense of a stag beetle, by far the best catch:
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I then set sail for the second time, with a more crowded ark.
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The following list is of all the creatures I saved from the flood (which never actually came - thanks for the false alarm, God) over the two days:

1 pair of millipedes
1 pair of centipedes
1 pair of spiders
2 pairs of slugs
2 pairs of woodlice (+ 1 extra)
Several pairs of ants (red and black)
Several pairs of little unidentified white beetles (possibly a type of bark beetle)
1 snail
1 worm
1 dead fly in a spider's web (not technically 'saved')


It may not look like much, but it took a lot of work to catch the centipedes and woodlice. I was very pleased with catching millipedes, although they did not move particularly quickly.
I was surprised by how much I enjoyed searching the garden for creatures. It is interesting to find out how many things actually live in your garden. During the search for smaller creatures, I found a toad hiding in one of the flower borders. I knew we had toads in the garden, but I hadn't seen one before.
The only thing which could have improved my ark, I think, is if I had found a live stag beetle. I know they're in the garden somewhere, because I've seen them before.

From this task, I have learned which parts of my garden are best for catching insects. So now, if there's ever a real flood, I'll know what to do.




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The Materials
The Plan
Equipment
Manufacture
Construction Complete
Testing Phase
Naming the Ark
Figurehead
Figurehead
Pitfall Trap
Floating in the Shallow Water
The Population
New Recruit
Suicidal Slug
Sailing the Ark
Start of Attempt 2
Millipede 1
Milipede 2
Location 1
Location 2
Location 3
The Second Sailing

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posted by Tøm on June 11th, 2008 9:06 AM

Excellent tasking!

I love this photo (Even if the slug is utterly depressed):

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A true Biome task.

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posted by rongo rongo on June 14th, 2008 6:40 AM

I bet that Noah had trouble with animals making a break for it, too.

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posted by Sparrows Fall on June 14th, 2008 7:53 AM

Real story behind the unicorns is that the rhinoceri tried to bust out of the hull and casualties were high.