
Restroom Photography by Jackie H
June 26th, 2006 9:30 AM / Location: 44.881113,-93.20534After having travelled for over 24 hours in an attempt to return to San Francisco (4 flights completed out of 5, from Vilnius), I was brutally held up in Minneapolis, of all places. Because of a 3-and-a-half hour delay in Amsterdam, I missed my connecting flight out of Minneapolis to SF. In Amsterdam, I was told I would be put up in a hotel room for the night, as per usual in such situations. When I got to Minneapolis at 9:00 p.m. local time, however, having slept very few hours and quite exhausted, I was told a number of depressing things: 1) I did not get a hotel room because the town was full of conventioners; 2) I could try to call this particular number to get a hotel discount, but Northwestern wouldn't pay for it; 3) There are some "cots" upstairs if I wanted to sleep on those, in the airport; and 4) As compensation for my trouble, I would be receiving $10 in food vouchers for the airport and a $50 voucher for future travel. Upon exiting the baggage area, I discovered that there was no food available in the airport at such a late hour, and that the "cots" were in fact shitty blue plastic gym mats, which were available usually only in case of deadly weather events and such. Fortunately I had snuck some raisins and nuts through customs from Vilnius, because otherwise I would have had nothing to eat.
Dirty, exhausted, and pissed off, I became a little unhinged. I needed to get out of the oppressively public, bright space of the airport and gather myself. I found a disabled bathroom (complete with old man's forgotten cane and biohazard container), flipped out for about 5 minutes, took a sink shower, changed, and got myself ready for bed. Then I decided to take a couple pictures of my sanctuary, the disabled bathroom in the Minneapolis airport.
P.S. My new player photograph is from Amsterdam, after I was told I would miss my SF flight...I was way crazier by the time I made it to Minneapolis.
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oh that sucks!
you should have tried to make contact with one of us mpls peoples. we would have come rescued you or brought you food or something! i realize it may have been complicated if you didn't have a computer or someone's #. but still that's sad..
What a terrible MPLS experience! And we would have been so happy to help out an sf0er...
Our airport is hardly a good reflection of our fair cities. We would have totally come to rescue you.
But what is this freedom of expression booth? Is that for protesting in? Maybe when Bush comes to town?
Alas, I had left my cell phone in SF (stupidly thinking, why would I need this in Europe?), and tend not to travel with my computer, so I had no way of getting ahold of anyone. I was too tired to really want to see anyone anyway--I probably would have come off incredibly cranky and weird, so be happy that you Minnesota types didn't get contacted. Also, I slept remarkably well despite (because of?) the circumstances since I was so wiped out.
The "Freedom o Expression Booth" was just something I encountered on the way to my gym mat and snapped a picture of b/c I thought it was funny, and that SF0ers would appreciate as well...Perhaps this would be a good place for a task completion? I'm actually pretty sure I've seen these in other airports as well.
SFO airport has something similar to the freedom of expression booth.. but it's a platform i think, if i remember correctly.
The "freedom of expression" booth is the place where people like campaigners can lobby. Technically they shouldn't be able to harass travellers but they have to be able because it's freedom of expression. They get to use the booth doing things like "register to vote!" But really it's all right wing propoganda. I got so many complaints about that place last election!!
That is so cool. That should be worth more than just 'Restroom Photography'.
Oh, for lack of votes.