Here's what I posted:

Seeking someone to turn my conspiracy fantasy into reality. I don't want any fakes; protecting my identity is crucial, but someone needs to crack open my shell. I like to be petted, but my cryptoquizzical nature also necessitates a certain amount of experimentation (with coffee, not heights). Military types need not apply. Must be adventurous but also capable of decrypting my veiled glances (using only the most advanced decryption techniques, please).

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/cas/284139617.html

Here's some of what I've gotten back in the last hour, plus a bunch of pictures, of course:

I've found decryption to be a breeze, once interrogation begins. Waterboarding, or flogging, either works well. Bamboo splinters are seldom needed and create so much cleanup.

Cute posting, but totally wasted on CraigsList.

-J-

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it's past my alloted time for coffee experimentation.
i'd prefer one irish whiskey. of course, you may
imbibe whatever you desire. i can tell quite a lot
about a woman from what she drinks and how she drinks
it.

petting, by the way, always makes for a lovely second
act.

rest easy: though i may have you made within the first
20 minutes of our meeting, i will not compromise your
identity, unless i sense you are a double agent. if
so, i will have to discreetly dust your glass for
fingerprints.

-lp

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hi,


we are both artists..creatives...healthy, fun, young...educated and equal...the farthest thing from a military type we suppose. we are jason n jess.

jess is wonderful...check these out! :)

[websites deleted at request of jason n jess...]

a pic of us together is attached.

it is a pleasure...


jason n jess

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more responses:

Your post was really different and i'm not sure that we completely understand what it's all about, but yeah the both of us are a bit intruiged. We're 26,attractive, healthy in a relationship together, and looking for a woman to join us once in awhile. Conspiracies are interesting and all around us, to believe otherwise is to be in the worst kind of denial.

s and h

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blowfish algorithm

That's what you use, no doubt ;)

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neko totoro?

Glad you got out of the service, assuming you have.

A

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Good afternoon to you

We are a british male/bifemale couple who are staying in SF until tomorrow when we fly home to england.

Your ad amused us and we thought we would respond to it as we feel that we could delve beyond the surface and decode your real wants, needs and desires as a woman. Sounds a little James Bond, I know but then that adds to the fun.

We are a very honest and sincere couple who are not looking for another woman for my husband to 'fuck'. However we are very sensual and love to explore a woman and find out what makes her tick and what we can do to make her feel good.

Staying at The Hilton, O'Farrell in SF.

We would love to meet you. If the idea of meeting two strangers who you can be anything with, and who will protect your identity as will be gone tomorrow appeals to you, then get in touch.

C and J

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hi, i'm confident i can unveil those glances...how about you send pic (at least the eyes? window to soul)

myself an acrophobiac, i do love a nice mild cup of coffee with sugar & cream in the morning. hippie speedball? it's benign...well...as benign as caffeine can get (studies have shown regular male coffee drinkers have higher libido ;>

so let's go have an adventure (month from last "ash" wednesday will be 1st of the spring) in the wild - i'll be your bacchic god...you be the goddess.

31-yo, spiritually yearning to awake, wired enough to take on the challenge of task at hand, 5'10", in shape. thnx & happy hunting!